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Sally Acorn
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Sally Acorn
Time to write a story about her! Yay!
I'm bored, so, LET'S MAKE TAILS NARRATE IT!!! Actually, no
Chapter One:
Hi. I like Asaris. Especially Samara! She's the BEST Asari in all history! That oh kiss one is pretty amazing too, but I forget her name. Anyway, I'm Tails. I really have a fascination with spray paint, and scaring people with my echoing boyish laughter.
No, no no no! This is all wrong! Wrong Tails! That was the Tails Doll!
All day Tails had been hearing the soft beat of I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW, IT'S A FORCEFIELD! It's been driving him insane, because he swore it had been on repeat and he was trying to build one of his new planes. Tails didn't even know where the music was coming from!
I WEAR MY HEART UPON MY SLEEVE LIKE A BIG DEAL!
Okay that's it! Tails ran outside and looked around. There was no one in sight. He couldn't even hear the music anymore.
It was about noon. Tails didn't even know where anyone else was, like Sonic! They all had been gone that day. Tails hadn't even seen Silver, who he normally sees constantly since he teleports everywhere. He's always looking for this stupid "Iblis trigger" thing.
Tails decided he should go to town. He would probably find some friends there (at least the weirdo Amy!)�
As Tails was walking, suddenly something hit his head.
"Ow!" Tails rubbed his head. He heard derpy girly giggling come from the bush to the right. He looked, but he didn't see anyone. He looked to his feet. An acorn.
"Tails Doll." Tails sighed. It has to be. Who else?
Tails decided to fly his way to town.
The usual: Amy Rose, that freaky pink hedgehog thing in her usual red dress squealing and jumping down the road with soft-served ice cream. Big, the big fat purple moron of a cat (I mean really) making a scene, chasing after his dumb frog. Silver teleporting all over the place, and Cream with her lame chao Cheese asking people dumb questions. Town is where the same usual people hang-out really. Sometimes Sonic and Tails would come here, but they would soon get annoyed and leave. Knuckles you like never see here because he always had to guard some stupid giant gem thing. Rouge normally is wherever. Tails didn't care about Rouge though.�She's overrated and bugs him.
Tails walked over to the ice cream store out of boredom to take a look. To his greatest luck, who did he see? Rouge.
Just as Tails turned to leave she must pester him into eternity.
"Hi fox boy! Cute tails! He he he!" she exclaimed in her extremely creepy voice.
"Go away! I'm only eight! You're like ten years older than me!!" and creepy! And booby! Like seriously I don't get that. She's not a human so...WHAT?! And she has a heart bra...Tails thought.
The messed-up booby bat blinks like a mom. "Want ice cream?" she asked.
"No! Go away!" Tails walked away.
"Blech. I'm gonna go bug Knuckles now." Tails could hear her say. Oh my God! I kinda wanna go warn him since I can get to that weird floating island before Rouge ever can, but...by myself? I normally don't go out on my own. Where the heck is Sonic?! Tails thought.�Whatever. I'm just gonna go anyway. So he flew off in the direction of the floating island thing...
Chapter Two
Rouge must have been pretty far back at that point. Tails could fly pretty fast, but it got kind of tiring...come to think of it, he was glad to be just at the stupid island thing because he was feeling tired already.
Tails ran over to where Knuckles usually was. And he was still there. Tails always thought it would be boring to sit in one spot all day...but he guessed he had books...
"Knuckles?" Tails asked.
"Tails?" Knuckles got up. "What are you doing here?"
"I just thought I'de tell you that Rouge is on her way here to annoy you." Tails replied.
"Great! Not her!" Knuckles yelled. Okay, just to let you know, Knuckles doesn't like Rouge. (Actually he hates her) I don't care what you think or what the games/comics say, he doesn't like her, so LIVE WITH IT KNOUGE FANS!!! Sorry.�
"Where's Sonic?" Tails decided to ask.
"I don't know." Knuckles replied. "But I did get hit in the head by an acorn earlier and hear some derpy girl laugh. That's it."
"Same!" Tails exclaimed." I thought it was the Tails Doll..."
"But I don't think the Tails Doll would sound like a derpy girl...more a creepy little boy." Knuckles remarked.
"True." Tails agreed.
Suddenly, a shadow swooped over them.
"Oh no!" Knuckles cried.
"Rouge!" Tails whimpered. "Sorry, but I think I'm gonna go look for Sonic now!" Tails ran off.
As Tails ran and began to fly back towards town, he began to feel bad leaving Knuckles there with a creeper like Rouge. But I need to find Sonic, and I don't wanna hang around that creepy pr...Tails train of thought was caught off as he saw an acorn fly straight for his eye.
"Oh my-" he dodged just in time. Where did that even come from? He looked around. He was in the sky, above everything. That was weird, he thought.�
Tails began to land down back to town. He decided to ask if anyone had seen Sonic. He first ran into Amy Rose, who should know...
"EEEEEEE!!" Amy screeched as she jumped and pulled her hammer out of nowhere.
"Um...Amy?" Tails asked.�
"Yes?!" Amy asked, soft-served ice cream all over her mouth.
"Uh...you wouldn't happen to know where Sonic is, do you?" Tails wondered.
"GOOD GOLLY TAILS, I ACTUALLY DON'T." Amy replied. She began humming a very familiar (and annoying) song to herself.
"La la...waterfall..." she sang.
"No!!" Tails screamed. "I completely forgot about that song!! Why?!" Tails ran off. He found Shadow.
"Have you seen Sonic?" he asked.
"No, I didn't see the faker, go away!" Shadow replied.
"Grrr!" Tails grumbled. Is he dead? Just then, Silver teleported right in front of Tails.
"Silver! Have you seen Sonic????" Tails begged.
"Why I have, laddy! I saw him running near the lake. Odd." Silver disappeared.
The lake? Tails thought. What the heck! And why does Silver sound British randomly?
Tails began flying towards the lake. He figured Sonic would be gone by then anyway, but whatever. It was worth a SHOT.
Chapter Three:
Tails flew at top speed through the forest near the lake. As he was looking around, watching out for acorns, he suddenly smacked into something, and all went dark.
"Up and at 'em, little Miss Muffets! Or should I say, Mr. Muffets? Gurr hurr durr hurr!!!" Exclaimed a quite familiar derpy voice. In the background played grating music, and it smelt like medicine and what could be called "Donna Smith's Suite" smell.
"What the heck...?" Tails murmured. He blinked his eyes slowly open. A blurry brown figure hovered over him. "Who...?" he groaned.
"Oh, of course, durrling! I must introduce myself, no?" the brown figure exclaimed. "I'm Sally...Sally Acorn!"�
I feel so close to you right now, it's a forcefield!�
"Callie Pinecone, gladly could you please shut off the music? I'de be most pleased." Tails mumbled, still half asleep.
"Oh, okay..." suddenly the room was silent. Tails was drifting back to sleep, when suddenly...
"Sally...?" asked another voice. "Sally Acorn?!"�
The next thing he knew, Tails was being pulled out of the bed. He thumped loudly onto the cold rubber flooring.
"What?!" Tails quickly opened his eyes. "What's going on?!"�
"Let's go!" yelled a voice.
"Sonic?" Tails quickly got up. He noticed a weird brown squirrel/chipmunk thing with boots and a vest standing in the corner. She was also booby like Rouge, but didn't even bother to zip her vest up! What the heck! Tails thought. Something grabbed his arm and he was soon being pulled down stairs at a fast speed, bumping down the whole way.
"Ow!" he cried. He was dragged out a door and down a hill until he finally screamed to stop. He wasn't even sure exactly who had been pulling him.
They slowed down. He had been let-go and was accidentally flung against a stump.
"Ouch!" he groaned. Tails looked up. It had been Sonic.
"There you are! All morning I've been looking for you! What's going on? Where were you? Who was that booby Squirrel thing?!"
"Booby...?!" Sonic cried. "I don't know, 'Sally Acorn' or whatever."
"Oh...kay..." Tails mumbled. "So...?"
"Sorry I was gone, but she was sorta chasing me around this morning. I was trying to run away from her. And she's really derpy." Sonic explained.
Tails thought for a moment. He remembered the acorns and the derpy girl giggling. "Oh!" he exclaimed randomly.
"Oh what?"
"That explains why I got hit in the head by acorns and heard derpy girly giggling!" Tails remarked. "Same happened to Knuckles..."
"What?" Sonic asked.
"I just remembered how I ditched Knuckles with Rouge..." Tails mumbled. "Never mind, let's go before Sally comes over here!"
So Sonic ran and Tails flew their way back to town. Tails was a bit relieved to see Rouge loitering around a jewelry shop.�
"So, what's with this Sally Acorn creep anyway?" Tails asked as they walked down the sidewalk for no reason.
"I don't know, she kinda appeared out of nowhere. She seemed really derpy and she was grating on my nerves, so I was trying to ditch her all morning. But I swear she teleports..."
"Durr you are! Hurr hurr hurr!" Sally Acorn suddenly appeared right in front of them.
"OH MY GOD!" Sonic yelled.
"Ergg..." Tails mumbled, speechless. "Hi there, Sally..."
"You know, I'de like to meet some of yer friends, peeps. Like to show me 'round?" Sally asked.
"...Um...sure?" Tails looked to his right, but Sonic was gone. Oh great, now I'm stuck alone with this creeper! Tails thought. Tails began walking up to Rouge, who was still hovering around the window of the jewelry shop and being annoying.
"Rouge, meet Sally! Sally, meet Rouge! Have fun gals!" Tails exclaimed. He tried to fly off.
"What?" Rouge asked.
"But Tails, I thought you had more friends! Like what about that red Sonic person?" Sally asked.
"You mean Shadow?" Tails sighed, turning around.
"Um, sure." Sally mumbled, picking her nose. She looked at a booger, then flung it at Rouge.�
What the heck! Tails thought. "Okay, follow me." he walked back past them, Sally joining while Rouge trying to figure out what Sally threw in her "hair" stuff.
Tails walked around a few corners, finally spotting Shadow.
"Hey, Shadow!" Tails called.�
"What now?" Shadow asked. Tails ran up to him with Sally waddling behind.
"Sally, this is Shadow, Sonic's clone that never goes away. Shadow, this is Sally Acorn." Tails introduced. "Happy?"
"I didn't know Sonic had a clone." Sally said.
"I'm not a clone, he is. And go away you freaky squirrel thing!" Shadow replied.
"Well, excuse me!" Sally Acorn exclaimed. "You're not even the right person anyway!"
"But you said 'red Sonic person'!" Tails remarked.
"No, he's not red enough." Sally screamed randomly. "I mean, Jamaica."
"What?!" Tails and Shadow both yelled at once.
"Rasta! Rastafarian person!" Sally yelled, waving her arms like she was having a temper-tantrum. About a Rastafarian, apparently.
"I don't know any Rastafarian..." Tails mumbled. Okay, she is derpy! He thought.
"I threw an acorn at him earlier! You derp! How do you not know your own friend?!" Sally Acorn snapped. She nearly fell-over on her not-very proportionately skinny long freaky human legs in weird high heal boot things as she flipped-out about Jamaica.
Derp? You call ME a derp?! You're the derp! Tails thought.
"THERE'S NO RASTAFARIAN PERSON HERE OKAY??!!" he yelled.
"But..." Sally Acorn mumbled. "Where's Sonic? He would probably know who I'm talking about." she asked. Tails nearly face-palmed.�
This would be a long day. ��
Chapter Four:
It had nearly gotten to the point where Sally Acorn was yelling for Sonic.
"SONIC!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!" she screamed in Tails' ear.
"You know, I think I'm just gonna go now..." Shadow mumbled. He skated off.
"Sonic!" Sally continued shouting.
"Please! Stop screaming! He can't hear you!" Tails pleaded.
"No?" Sally asked with an accent, and gave Tails a quizzical look.
"No! If you really want to see a Rastafarian, go to Earth and you'll find one there!" Maybe there is a Rastafarian here, but I can't think of where exactly you would find one, Tails thought.
"But he looked Rasta!" Sally put her derpy head into her creepy long hands and began to bawl.�
Why does she want to find a Rastafarian so badly anyway? Tails thought. Then he had an idea. "Sally, wait here. I'll be back in a snap!" Tails exclaimed. He flew off to the nearest gift shop, hoping they'd sell what he was looking for. He ended up picking out a crocheted cap thing that was red, yellow and green with dreadlocks attached to it. He put it on then flew back to where Sally Acorn was still standing, staring at a sign in the window of a video store Tails hadn't noticed before.
Tails landed beside the derpy Squirrel thing with a stubby tail.
"Eh mon!" he exclaimed, trying to sound as Jamaican as he could muster.
"Tails!" Sally giggled as derpy as ever. "You funny!" she rubbed his head, making the Rasta hat fall off. "No, really. Where is he?"
Tails was seriously gonna have a brain aneurism. He picked-up the hat.
"I know, how 'bout we look for Sonic?" he suggested, trying to sound pleasant, although he was frustrated inside. "Maybe we'll meet this stupid Rastafarian person on the way!!"
"SPLENDID!" Sally screeched. Tails cringed.�
Shadow casually walked back as if he was casually passing by for no casual reason.
"You're still loitering here? Where did this girl come from anyway?" he asked casually.
"I don't know." Tails replied. "Tell us if you see a Rastafarian...or Sonic."�
Tails and Sally began running down the street in search for Sonic, as Shadow casually stared at the movie ad sign in the window.
"Alpha and Omega? Sounds sucky." he said casually, then casually walked off.
They weren't even close to getting out of town when Sally Acorn was distracted by McDonald's because of their giant poster of a Ronald McDonald with Sonic's head pasted over the original human one, with some clown make-up plus added.
"Ooh, Mickey Dee's!" Sally exclaimed, vibrating like Birdo. "Treat me to a McDouble?"
"No!" Tails snapped. "We don't have time for McDonald's! Let's go!"�
"Fine!" Sally Acorn turned her head. After a few repulsive hacking sounds, she turned back around holding a handful of rings covered in drool.
"Ew!" Tails yelled, forgetting they were standing just outside of the McDonald's door. A person taking orders gave Tails a dirty look. "Well, uh, if it's enough..."
"Yay! I love Mickey Dee's!" Sally exclaimed, her eyes going in complete opposite directions as she leaped at the door and flung it open. She hobbled over to the till and slapped her slobbery rings on the counter.
"Can I have two McDouble combos, please?" she paused. "Actually, make that one McDouble combo and one Big Mac combo!"
"Um, that would be eleven rings please..." the creepy hippo that gave Tails a dirty look said. She took eleven of the sixteen rings Sally had puked-up.
"What drinks would you like?" the Hippo asked.
"Um...Orange Drank and Coca-Cola please!" Sally replied. "The drank is for the McDouble combo, the Coke's for the other oh one." Sally turned and looked at the door, her mouth hanging open. She gestured for Tails to come inside.
Tails sighed and walked in.
"You know, shouldn't we be looking for the Rastafarian and Sonic instead of eating McDonald's?" he asked.
A medium-sized and a large-sized drink were placed on the counter with a tray. Sally put the straws in the drinks and handed the large drink to Tails.
"What the heck!" he cried. "Why do I get the giant one? I'm eight!"�
"You look a little undersized. I decided I would beef you up a bit!" Sally replied. Two burgers and two things of fries were placed onto the Hamburgler covered tray. The creepy hippo even decided to add an outdated Happy Meal toy as an added bonus for no reason. Sally picked up the tray and plopped-down at a booth right beside a young creepy elephant mom with screaming triplets.
"Seriously?" Tails mumbled to himself. Sally passed the Big Mac and large fries over to Tails, and began eating her McDouble. Half-way through her second bite, she noticed the toy and dropped her MCDOUBLE on the tray.
"I JUST LOVE THE TOYS!" she screamed, tearing the plastic apart. She threw it at one of the baby elephant's head, which caused it to scream even louder.
Sally Acorn stared at the toy for what felt like hours. It was a very creepy outdated toy of Knuckles (or what appeared to be) smiling very freakishly with a thumbs-up.
Finally Sally pressed a button that was on his back.
"NOW THAT'S A BULL'S EYE!! HURR HURR HURR!!!" it screamed in a freakish voice that sounded nothing like Knuckles whatsoever.
What the heck! Thought Tails. That's the worst impression of Knuckles I've ever seen! And why does he sound like a guy Sally Acorn?
"IT'S THE RASTAFARIAN GUY!!!!" Sally screamed, throwing the Knuckles toy in Tails' face. It pressed the button again by accident.
"LET'S GET CRACKING WITH GRADE A EGGS! HURR HURR HURR!" it screeched.�
"Ugh!" Tails tossed it at the table. "He's not Rastafarian, he doesn't look like Sonic, and he doesn't laugh like that toy!"�
"Whatever!" Sally yelled. She grabbed the toy and Tails' arm, pulling him out if the restaurant.�
"CHAOS CONTROL!!!" she screamed, and they teleported away.
Chapter Five:
Tails fell on something so vibrantly green it nearly burnt his eyes out. Sally just stood there derping-out while holding a chaos emerald raised in the air and the freaky Knuckles toy in her other freakish hand.�
"What the heck!" yelled another voice.
Tails got up, and looked around. "What the heck!" he echoed. He saw Sally Acorn standing in front of him. "Where'd you even get that chaos emerald? How do you even have powers? Where the heck are we?!" he asked. He got up. Sally was still staring into space. Tails shoved her over, and she disappeared.
"Huh?" Tails asked. His eyes still a bit blurry and his brain foggy, he shook his head and rubbed his eyes. Then he looked around once more.
"Oh! Wait, what?!" he noticed he was standing on top of the stupid Master Emerald snort thing. He jumped-down, not noticing Knuckles was behind him.
Sally Acorn was laying on the ground, still in the same position as before.
"Wake up!" Tails yelled.
"Was she holding a chaos emerald?" Knuckles asked.
"Huh?!" Tails jumped, and turned around. "Oh, hi!" he exclaimed. "Yeah..."
"What the heck! But how is SHE able to use chaos control?!" Knuckles asked.
"I have no idea!" Tails exclaimed. "She called you a Rastafarian red Sonic too. She's derpy." Tails checked to see if Sally was actually waking up. Nope.
"But I'm not Rastafarian, and I DON'T look like Sonic!" Knuckles yelled.
"Speaking of Sonic..." Tails began, "have you seen him?"
"No! Why would he come over here anyway?" Knuckles asked.�
"I don't know," Tails shrugged. "Maybe he would come here just to get away from..."
"RASTAFARIAN!!!" Sally Acorn suddenly jumped up out of nowhere, wide-eyed. She threw the Knuckles toy at Knuckles and put the chaos emerald in her vest pocket.�
"Ow!" Knuckles cried. The creepy toy fell down and the button was unfortunately pressed once again, making the toy blurt-out a random line/joke thing.
"I LOVE ROUGE? HAH! THAT'S THE SILLIEST THANG EVER! HURR HURR HURR!"
"What the-? Is this thing saying that I secretly like Rouge or something? Ew!" Knuckles kicked the freaky toy off the edge and it fell twenty feet away from them.
"Um..." Tails mumbled.
"I'm not Rastafarian! And who even are you?!" Knuckles asked.
Sally's freakish head covered with weird brownish-reddish hair popped back up.
"I thought you were. Your shoes and your hair." she replied.
"It's not hair, it's quill things." Knuckles replied. "And just because my shoes are red yellow and green doesn't mean I'm Rastafarian!"
"Whatever!" Sally disappeared. She leaned against the oh gem thing and crossed her arms. Tails stood there.
"Wanna look for Sonic now?" he finally asked.
"I don't think you'll need to, because I think he's coming now." Knuckles sighed.
"Really?" Tails flew up and looked in the other direction. Sure enough, Sonic came running up.
"She CAN'T be here!" he exclaimed.
"Um..." Tails mumbled.
Sally Acorn did a spin-jump randomly in the air and landed in front of Sonic.
"There you are! Let's marry!" she exclaimed.
"What the heck! No!" Sonic yelled.
"How DARE you talk to a girl like that, you snort!" Sally Acorn screamed, and slapped Sonic in the face.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Sonic yelled.
"Oh wow, I'm glad there's not some creepy insane girl chasing after me!" Knuckles mumbled to himself. Well, I guess there's Rouge, but she doesn't really chase me. She's just annoying, Knuckles thought.
"Go away! Where'd you even come�from anyway?!" Sonic asked.
"Uhmmm..." Sally thought for a minute, scratching her imaginary beard. "I dunno. I was in this hospital place and I found a diamond thang, so I said chaos control and I teleported in front of Sonic."
"You mean a chaos emerald?" Sonic asked. "So that's why you teleport...wait, how do you have chaos powers?!"
"Je ne sais pas." Sally Acorn mumbled.
"Um what..." Sonic cried.
"She probably came from the mental hospital!" Tails whispered to Sonic. "We need to get her back!"
"Yeah, but we still don't know exactly where..." Sonic whispered back.
"Sally, maybe you should consider 'chaos controlling' yourself back to where you belong. It's not safe for you to wonder around here." Tails suggested.
"No." Sally said.�"But it's a forcefield!" she exclaimed. With her freakishly long arms, she managed to grab everyone including Knuckles. "CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screeched. Then they all disappeared.
Chapter Six:
Link Jeune was hopping merrily down the forest trail in his pink robe drinking lon lon milk while creepy music played. He stopped dead in his tracks when a pile of anthropomorphic animals appeared randomly in front of him.
"Qu'est ce-que si passait?" Link Jeune gasped. "Les pauvres animaux sont mort!" Link Jeune began jumping and making weird screeching sounds. Then he took some of his Lon Lon milk and dumped it on the bipedal animals.
"What the heck...?" the yellow fox with two tails mumbled. He looked up and saw Link Jeune staring right in his face.
"AAAAHHH!!!" Tails screamed. Everyone else woke up.
"Tails! Stop screaming! I'm sleeping!" Sonic yelled, and fell back down.
Sally just sat there staring at nothing, her mouth hanging wide open.
Knuckles noticed Link Jeune. " What the heck! Who are you?" he asked.
"Je ne comprends pas toi. Est-ce que tu es un chien?" Link Jeune asked.
"Um..." Knuckles mumbled.
"He's clearly French," Tails pointed. "Good thing I've got my translator handy!" Tails magically pulled a translator out of his fur.
"Say that again?" Tails asked, and handed the translator to Link Jeune.
Link Jeune repeated himself. Tails took back the translator.
"He said, 'I don't understand you. Are you a dog?'" Tails said to Knuckles.
"No!" Knuckles cried.
Sally Acorn was still derping-out, but Sonic was finally actually getting up.
"What's going on?" he asked. "Where are we?"
"I don't know, I think some weird French place." Tails replied.
"What?" Sonic noticed Link Jeune. "Who's that weird kid? Chris? Oh God!"
"No!" Tails cried.
"Je m'appelle Link Jeune, monsieur chose bleu." Link Jeune introduced. "MIAM! DU LAIT LON LON!!!" he pulled a glass of milk from nowhere and began drinking it randomly.
"What-?!" Sonic yelled, getting up.
Tails looked at his translator. "He said, 'My name is Young Link, Mr. Blue thing. YUMMY! LON LON MILK!!!'" Tails read. "What the heck is Lon Lon milk?!"
"Lon Lon milk! That's random!" Knuckles exclaimed. "Are we just gonna ditch that derpy squirrel girl thing here or what?"
"Yeah...?" Sonic replied.
Tails looked at Sally Acorn. She had drool dripping out of her mouth in big globs as she continued to stare off into the distance.
"Yeah sure, she's derping-out anyway." Tails said. The four of them began walking off through the forest. Link Jeune finished his glass of Lon Lon milk, then jumped in the air while screeching.�
"Mais l'�cureuil chose! On ne peut pas juste lui abandonner!" he said randomly.
Tails looked at the translator. "Don't worry about Sally Acorn. She's annoying anyway." he replied.
"DID YOU KNOW SONIC THAT IF YOU MARRY ME YOU WILL BECOME A KING BECAUSE I AM A PRINCESS!!!" Sally Acorn suddenly screeched in Sonic's ear.
"OW WHAT THE HECK!" Sonic yelled.
"Well it's true!" Sally grinned.
"Oui, elle est un peu aggravant..." Link Jeune agreed with Tails after reading the translator.
"So, can you ask this kid where we are?" Knuckles asked.
"Where are we?" Tails asked.
Link Jeune read the translator. "Nous sommes juste au Bay Grand." Link Jeune replied, just as they stepped out of the forest. They ended up walking through some hills and to a beach.
"Wonderful! I don't believe Sally Acorn came from here, did she?" Sonic grumbled.
"What's with that creepy moon?!" Knuckles asked, pointing to a large grey moon in the sky with a disturbing face. It was really close to them too.
"...Je ne sais pas..." Link Jeune replied.
Suddenly, as the really creepy music played along in the background, a weird gnome person came floating over on a balloon.
"Bbbooonnnjjjoooouuuurrrrr LINK JEUNE!" he said in a grandpa voice.
"This is really weird! Can we go?" Knuckles whispered.
"IS THERE ANY MICKEY DEE'S AROUND HERE?!" Sally Acorn screamed.
"Le McDonald's? Oui, mais c'est tr�s loin..." Link Jeune replied.
"HUH?" Sally Acorn asked, turning her head around and making a weird face. Her hair suddenly looked slicknice as well.
"He said that there is a McDonald's but it's really far away." Tails explained, looking at his translator.
"Oh." Sally Acorn sighed. "Well 'nuff of this boring place." she said with the moon so freakishly close it wasn't even funny. She pulled out her chaos emerald and squeezed everyone together, including the creepy gnome.
"CHAOS...CONTROL!!!!" she yelled.�
Chapter Seven:
"One more freaking chaos control, and I'm gonna break that stupid gem to pieces!" Sonic yelled.
"...Wha...?" Tails asked, waking up once again. He opened his eyes and saw Sonic in front of him. The air smelt like salt, fries, and McDouble.
"McDonald's AGAIN?!" he mumbled. The very thought of a greasy Big Mac made him want to puke his guts out. He only had taken one bite from the last one. Why was Sally Acorn so obsessed with McDonald's anyway?
"Sonic! Where exactly are we?" Tails asked, still laying down.
"McDonald's!" Sonic replied.
"Well I know that!" Tails sat up and looked around. It didn't look to familiar to him. Then he noticed something. Why was everyone around him that wasn't someone he knew just a creepy blond haired slicknice kid with creepy black eyes?
"Sonic! This McDonald's is creepy!" Tails cried.
"I know! Why does everyone look like Lucas?" Sonic agreed.
"Who's..."
"HUH?!" all the Lucas clones asked, turning their heads and making the same disturbed face as Sally did earlier.
"Nothing!" Sonic yelled, creeped-out.
Tails noticed that only Sonic and Sally were there.
"Where are Link Jeune, Knuckles and that creepy gnome?" He asked.
"I don't know..." Sonic replied.
"I think they got lost in the chaos control somewhere! Don't worry, they might come back!" Sally explained.
"Might?" Tails remarked.
"Here's your McPK Double, McPK Quadruple Big Mac and your McPK Chicken Bistro, snorts!" said a Lucas waiter. He placed a tray on the table with burgers and fries with Lucas' slicknice HUH face all over everything.
"This is extremely creepy!" Tails murmured. "Am I having a dream or what?"
"I don't really want a McPK Chicken Bistr..." Sonic mumbled.
"EAT IT." Sally Acorn demanded.
"Fine!" Sonic cried.
"Tails I got you a McPK quadruple Big Mac this time because I figured you'd be much more delighted." Sally explained.
"Um..." Tails mumbled. Ew! Exactly what I don't want! He thought.
Buried under all the creepy HUH Lucas boxes and napkins was a PK Happy Meal toy. Tails picked it out, but then threw it across the table at Sally Acorn's derpy face. It was a Lucas toy, of course.
"Derp?" Sally asked. "TOY!" she tore open the package just like last time, however she threw the slobbery plastic at Sonic's face.
"Ew!" Sonic yelled, and threw it at a Lucas behind him. It got stuck to his slicknice hair.
"HUH? HUH? HUH? PK FIRE! HUHUHUHUHUHUH? PK FREEZE! HUH? HUH? HUH? PK THUNDER! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH?!" screeched the Lucas toy as Sally Acorn blissfully spammed the sound button.�
"Okay that's it!" Tails grabbed the Lucas toy from Sally's hand and tossed it across the room. It hit a Lucas in the back of his head and fell to the ground, snapping in half.
"HUH?" Asked the Lucas, turning around.
"Let's get out of this disturbing place and go find Knuckles!" Tails suggested.
"Or how about we bring Sally back to her home? That's more important than that knucklehead!" Sonic replied.
Tails rolled his eyes. "Whatever! I just want to get out of here!!"
Suddenly, a Lucas walked in, holding three screeching baby Lucas triplets, just like the young mother elephant from the other McDonald's.
"Okay yeah!" Sonic shouted. "Sally chaos control us somewhere else please!"
"Lemme finish my McPK Double, please." Sally murmured.
The mother Lucas whatever thing walked closer to them.
"HURRY!" Tails whined.
"No." Sally argued.
"Oh my God!" Sonic slammed the McPK Double right out of Sally Acorn's freakish hands. "CHAOS CONTROL! NOW!!!"�
"Fine!" Sally slowly pulled the chaos emerald out of her pocket as the freaky Lucas with freaky Lucas triplets approached them.
"C...h...a...o...s....c...o...n...t...r...o...l..." she said for what seemed like hours. Just as the creepy Lucas momma was going to sit right beside Tails and most likely say HUH, the three of them teleported away.
Chapter Eight:
Tails skidded onto a concrete slab, scraping his face arms and legs.
"Ow...!" he groaned.
Sally Acorn squished on top of him, then bounced away. Sonic then landed on his tails and fell.
For once, Sally Acorn was awake right away.
"Ou, I think we've finally made it back!" she exclaimed, taking a gander around the neighborhood. She checked-out the street sign. "Sunshine Street? That's snorty. Reminds me of Wilson." she mumbled. She ran back over to Tails and Sonic who were laying in the middle of the road.
"Guys! You've got to move your booties before you get hit!" she exclaimed, jumping all over the place. Suddenly a red van began driving up the road towards them. Sally Acorn ran straight towards it.
"STOP!" she screamed. The van screeched and Sally jumped on the windshield.
"Oh my God why is there a creepy squirrel thing on the windshield?!" asked the cat that was driving. The van stopped.
Tails was fully awakened by the tire screeching. He got up and turned around, seeing a red van with Sally Acorn laying on the front, with a family of cats surrounding the scene. Tails walked over.
"Um, sorry...she's kinda derpy and I don't know where she came from..." Tails apologized.
"It's okay Cooper." the orange tabby said, barely even looking at Tails.
"Cooper...what? Who's Cooper? I'm Tails!" Tails cried.
"Huh?" the cat asked.
Tails flinched, but was relieved when he saw the cat wasn't making a disturbed face.
"Oh, sorry! My mistake. I'm Tippy! Nice to meet you Tails." the cat exclaimed.
What the heck! We must still not be at the right place if this guy doesn't know me! Tails thought.
Sally Acorn slid off the van and fell on her back.
"McDouble..." she mumbled.
"Intriguing," said a walking picture frame. Tails noticed that the picture in the frame was a picture of a white cat that was standing there as well, except the photo was missing eyes and half if its nose.�What the heck! Thought Tails.
Sonic finally got up and walked over.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Sally Acorn jumped on their van." Tails replied.
"Will she be alright?" the white cat asked.
"I believe-"
"HOWDY FOLKS! MY NAME IS SALLY ACORN AND I AM SO DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU! I AM ALSO GOING TO MARRY SONIC AND WE WILL BE KING AND QUEEN! OOHHHH!!!" Sally Acorn shouted randomly.
"There we go." Tails sighed.
"Um..." Tippy mumbled.
"Sally, please, I'm NOT going to marry you! Can you just chaos control ourselves back home? Where the heck are we anyway?" Sonic asked.
"NO BECAUSE DON'T YOU WANT TO BE KING AND RULE THE WORLD WITH ME HERO?" Sally asked really loudly.
"Hero?" the Frame asked. "SPLENDID!"
"Um, no one told us where we were..." Tails remarked.
"Well folks..um, I mean people, we've got to get in our driveway, so if you'd kindly move..." Tippy said as he got back in the van.
"Sorry!" Tails ran off the road with Sonic and Sally.
"What the heck..." mumbled a younger grey and white cat as he got back in the van. It drove not that far down the road from Sonic and the others and pulled into a driveway.
Sonic turned to Sally. "Chaos control us back!" he ordered.
"No!" Sally barked. "You don't want to marry me and I like it here!" she began walking down the driveway they were standing on.
"Where are you going?" Sonic asked.
"Home!" Sally replied.
"But you said...what?!" Sonic cried.
As Sally approached the front door, it swung open and she was hit with a door mat. She fell down on a creepy gnome statue in the front yard that resembled the one from the French Great Bay and it broke.
"What the heck was that?" asked a brown and beige dog that had accidentally hit Sally in the face as she was trying to shake it out. She put the mat down.
"What in the-" the dog gasped at the sight of the disturbingly humanized squirrel thing lay on her front lawn.
"Ack!" the door slammed. Tails ran up to the door and knocked. He could hear muffled talking from inside the house.
"What's wrong mom?" asked a girl's voice.
"There's this mutated squirrel laying in the front lawn!"
"A what?!" yelled a boy's voice. "Let me see!"�
Suddenly the door opened, and a black and brown dog stood there and looked at Tails.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Hi, I'm Tails..." Tails introduced. "I heard your mom say she saw a mutated squirrel...that's Sally Acorn..."
"I'm Rex." the dog replied. "Where's this Sally person?"
Tails stepped aside. Sally Acorn still lay there.
"What the heck!" Rex yelled.
"Yeah...I don't even know where she came from, but she keeps chaos...teleporting us everywhere. She even teleported us to a creepy 'Lucas' McDonald's, and a French Young Link place!" Tails explained.
"Lucas? Young Link? Who are they?" Rex asked. "And are you related to Cooper?"
"Lucas is some freaky kid with slicknice hair and always says HUH randomly, and Young Link is just this messed-up kid that's obsessed with Lon Lon milk." Tails explained. "And who's Cooper?!"
"Oh...Cooper is just my friend who's a fox. There's normally just cats and dogs around here so I was just wondering..." Rex said.
"WHERE'S SONIC??!!" Sally Acorn screamed in Rex's face.
"I DON'T KNOW!!! WHO'S SONIC?!" Rex screamed back.
"Golly! No one's ever screamed back at me!" Sally Acorn remarked.
Tails looked up the driveway, but Sonic was gone. Of course! Tails thought.
"Sonic left!" Tails cried. "Sonic is a blue hedgehog that runs fast."
"Oh..." Rex nodded. What the heck! A blue hedgehog? He thought. And a two-tailed fox, and a mutated squirrel thing...
"Well, we should go!" Tails waved. "See you later, maybe, Rex!"�
"Bye..." Rex closed the door.
Tails ran up the driveway as Sally Acorn hobbled uncoordinatedly behind him.
"Sonic!" Tails yelled. "Sonic?"
As Tails stood there yelling and Sally loitered behind him, a red fox and a gold and white cat walked up to him.��
"Who's Sonic?" the cat asked, not noticing Sally who was being an oh.
Tails turned around. He recognized the cat from the family like ten minutes ago. He was also wearing a Santa hat.
"My brother!" Tails replied. "Hi Santa."
"I'm not Santa!" the cat cried. "I'm Ondelez!"
"Then why are you wearing a Santa hat...?" Tails wondered.
"Well...it's kinda a long story..." Ondelez replied.
"Okay..." Tails mumbled.
The red fox finally opened his mouth. "Maybe we could help you find your brother!" he offered. "Does he have twin tails like you?"
"Uh...no..." Tails replied. "My name's Tails by the way. Are you Cooper?"
"...Yeah..." Cooper replied, creeped-out.
"Oh, uh, it's just that everyone was talking to me about this 'Cooper' person." Tails explained. He completely forgot about Sally Acorn. "My brother isn't a fox, by the way."
"Um...are you adopted or something?" Ondelez asked.
"No, we didn't have parents. We're kinda orphans. So is Knuckles but he's not considered my brother." Tails explained.
"Oh." Ondelez said, not knowing who the heck Knuckles was.
"What does your 'brother' look like?" asked Cooper.
"He's a blue hedgehog and he runs really fast." Tails replied. He turned around to begin walking and nearly smacked right into Sally Acorn.
"BUBBLES?" she asked.
"OH MY-" Tails yelled.�
"Who's that?" Cooper asked.
"Sally Acorn." Tails replied. "Let's go."
"Okay..." Cooper mumbled, and him and his friend ran after Tails and Sally.
Chapter Nine:
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" exclaimed a voice.
"Oh, c'est trop mignon ses petit dinosaures!" remarked another voice.
Knuckles opened his eyes, but only say a creepy smiling heart with grapes beside it.
"Grapes?" he mumbled.
"Oh, tu r�veil monsieur chien chose?" Link Jeune asked. He dumped Lon Lon milk on Knuckles' face.
"What?!" Knuckles got up. There was Link Jeune standing beside a pink Yoshi with the creepy gnome on the Yoshi's back.�
"What the heck!" Knuckles cried. "Where are Tails, Sonic and Sally?"
"Je ne sais pas." Link Jeune shrugged. "Peut-�tre ils ont all� � Jama�que."
"Jamaica? What?" Knuckles asked. Great, how am I gonna understand them if I don't have Tails' translator? He thought.�
"YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI!!!" The creepy pink Yoshi screeched. He randomly stuck his tongue out and ate Knuckles.
"OH MON DIEU IL A MANGER LE PAUVRE PETIT CHIEN CHOSE!!!" The creepy gnome screamed at the top of his little lungs.
"Je peux lui sauver!" Link Jeune exclaimed. He dumped a glass of Lon Lon milk onto the freaky pink Yoshi. The Yoshi made a yelp sound and a floating spotted egg appeared randomly behind it. Then the Yoshi grabbed the egg and tossed it at Link Jeune. The egg broke when it hit Link Jeune and Knuckles fell down.
"EST SE QUE TU ES MORT?!" Link Jeune asked. He was about to dump Lon Lon milk on him.
"Don't throw milk on me!" Knuckles yelled.
"Oh mon dieu..." Link Jeune murmured, staring off into the distance.
"What?" Knuckles asked. He turned around and saw a whole mob of pink Yoshis holding grapes.�
"YOSHI!" the one that ate Knuckles yelled. They all began chucking grapes at Link Jeune and Knuckles. Then one threw an egg at Knuckles' head, and the creepy gnome fell out.
"�a c'�tait une aventure de...JAMA�QUE!" he screamed.
"What the heck!" Knuckles cried. They were all covered in squished grapes. "Well...at least it's grapes!" Knuckles exclaimed.
"�a c'est un peu aggravant, non?" Link Jeune asked, sopping in grape juice. "J'esp�re que Sally et les autres va revenir pour nous t�l�-" suddenly, Link Jeune disappeared.
"Where'd he just-" Knuckles disappeared as well.
"Oh. �a c'est renifler." The gnome mumbled as he sat on the grape-covered grass and creepy marshmallow clouds surrounded him. Suddenly, he vanished along with the other two.
"HUH?" asked all the Lucas clones as a boy in a pink robe, a gnome and a red spiky dog-looking thing appeared in the same seats that the booby squirrel thing, the two-tailed fox and the blue spiky thing were previously sitting in.
"Hien?" asked Link Jeune, looking up at the table. He saw a tray with half-eaten McDonald's food covered with Lucas' HUH face on it.
"Lucas?!" Link Jeune gasped. "Cet...CHARLATAN!"
Link Jeune's screaming woke Knuckles up.
"What?" he asked.
"Oh, je m'excuse, Lucas n'est pas un charlatan...�a c'est Dr. Mario." Link Jeune apologized. "Lucas est juste un imposteur de Ness."
All Knuckles could make out of Link Jeune's French rambling was Lucas, charlatan, Dr. Mario, imposter and Ness. And he didn't even know exactly what a "charlatan" even was. Isn't it an imposter doctor or some weird thing? He wondered.
"Um, okay..." he said.
The gnome randomly jumped atop the table, sending owls' gizzards aquiver. Okay what? Anyway, he began inspecting the McPK Bistro Chicken and sniffing it.
"L'animal bleu!" he exclaimed. "Le chat-h�risson chose!" he tossed it at Knuckles' face.
"Ew!" Knuckles yelled and threw it at Link Jeune. "Blue? You mean Sonic?" he asked.
"Oui, je pense..." Link Jeune replied, nodding his head and slapping the McPK Chicken Bistro back on the table.
The gnome began inspecting the McPK Double next.
"Oh, l'�cureuil avec les siens!" he shouted. "Sally, je pense?" he threw the McPK Double at the same Lucas that Sonic threw the slobbery plastic at. He picked up the McPK quadruple Big Mac.
"Oh, le renard avec les queues!" he exclaimed, waving his little hands around his little buttocks.�
"...Tails?" Knuckles asked. "They must have just been here!"
"Ils doivent �tre juste ici!" Link Jeune remarked, saying the exact same thing Knuckles had JUST said without knowing it. "Notre teleportation est en retard, je pense..."
"What?!" Knuckles yelled. "Did you call someone..."
"HELLO WELCOME TO MCPK DONALD'S!!! WHAT WOULD YOU DESIRE?!" the Lucas waiter yelled suddenly.
"NOTHING!" Knuckles yelled back.
"Euh...est-ce que je peux avoir un McPk Renifler Hamburger?" Link Jeune asked.
"HUH?" asked the Lucas waiter.
"We're not here to order! Let's go!" Knuckles cried.
"YOU MUST ORDER OR YOU WILL BE LOCKED-UP IN THE CHAMBERS OF DOOM!" the freaky young mother Lucas whatever thing with the three screaming baby Lucas triplets suddenly appeared right beside Knuckles.
"But we don't have any money creep!" Knuckles argued.
"THEN INTO THE CHAMBERS OF DOOM YOU MUST GO!!!" the creepy mother Lucas replied. He/she grew twenty arms all of the sudden and hand-cuffed Knuckles, Link Jeune and the gnome.
"H�! Monsieur Maman Lucas, je pense que tu n'as pas comprendre nous!" Link Jeune shouted as the momma Lucas dragged them down the restaurant.�
"HUH?" The momma Lucas and all three of its triplets asked at the same time, while turning their heads to stare at Link Jeune.
The momma Lucas kicked open two doors which appeared to be the kitchen doors and walked in. There were a whole bunch of Lucas clones cooking gross MICKEY DEE'S. The momma Lucas dragged the two French ohs and Knuckles down a creepy dark staircase. He/she tossed them in a cage and locked the door.
"GOODBYE SWEETY CAKES!" the momma Lucas exclaimed in a creeper voice, then left.
Chapter Ten:
Ondelez began running way ahead of Tails, Sally and Cooper.
"Ondelez, wait up!" Tails called. He began flying after him to catch-up.�
"ANDALE! ANDALE!" Ondelez yelled randomly.
Sally Acorn wobbled and hopped like a snort as Cooper, who was like EIGHT YEARS younger than her ran past.
"What the heck!" he mumbled.�
Tails turned around and saw that Cooper and especially Sally were lagging behind.
"Want a lift Cooper?" Tails asked.
"Um, sure!" Cooper was a little weirded-out by the fact that Tails could fly. Tails turned around to help�Cooper, then flew back over to catch-up with Ondelez.
Sally Acorn tripped over a bottle and fell over. She looked up and watched as the two foxes and the cat ditched her.
"OH BOTHER." she sighed. She got up on her weird boot things and looked down. She had tripped on a bottle of President's Choice Jamaican-Style Ginger Beer.�
"DELECTABLE!" she exclaimed, noticing the bottle was still half-full. She picked it up and started to guzzle it down.
A young orange tabby cat with a white muzzle from the cat family walked up to Sally.
"Oh, um, Miss...that was my..." he began. "Hey, aren't you that..." creepy squirrel thing that ran into our van? He thought.
"Yes, love?" Sally asked, tossing the empty bottle behind her. "HOT!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!" she began panicking.�
"Um..." the tabby cat hesitated.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY LON LON MILK??!!" Sally Acorn screeched. She picked-up the cat and turned him over.
"What are you doing?!" he asked, worried.
Sally Acorn started sucking on his face.
"HELP!!!" the cat yelled. "THIS SQUIRREL IS SUCKING ON MY FACE!!! HELP!!!"
Suddenly, Rex appeared out of no where and punched Sally Acorn in the face. She let go of the tabby cat and fell down.
"Ouchies Almighty!" she exclaimed.
The tabby cat had drool all over his face.�
"Ew!" he whined.
"Sleepy! What was she doing?!" Rex asked.
"She drank my whole bottle of Jamaican-Style Ginger Beer, then started sucking on my face because her mouth was burning!" Sleepy, the tabby explained.
"Creep!" Rex retorted at Sally. "What happened to Tails?"
"Who's Tails?" Sleepy asked.
"The two-tailed fox! He knows this creeper." Rex replied.
"He ditched me with another fox and a Santa Claus cat." Sally said. "I think they're searching for my prince."
"You mean Ondelez and Cooper?" Rex asked.
"You have a prince? What does he look like?" Sleepy wondered.
You're a princess?! Rex thought.
"Yeppydoodles!" Sally Acorn smiled freakishly. "He's Sonic and he's a blue hedgehog!"
"Oh, that person..." Rex mumbled.
"Hedgehog?" Sleepy repeated. "Where'd you guys come from?"
"Oh, oh, Jamaica." Sally replied.
"What?!" Rex asked.
"Momma oh, oh, I can't remember. Something like Momma, or to that effect." Sally Acorn sighed.
"Um...sure..." Rex mumbled. �
"JAMAICA!" Sleepy yelled randomly.
"Oh great, why out of all the things, you had to say Jamaica?!" Rex sighed.
Sleepy began running and bouncing in circles around the street while chanting about Jamaica and who knows what else.�
"May I please hang out with you snorts?" Sally Acorn asked.
"Um..." Rex murmured. "We were gonna go to my friend Box-"
"YOU MEAN YOUR TRUTHFUL AND HONEST FRIEND THAT CAN KEEP A SECRET??!!" Sally Acorn screamed. Sleepy almost ran into Rex.
"What?!" he cried.
"No, just Boxy..." Rex mumbled.
"Boxy? Boring. I want carrots." Sally huffed.
"Well we don't have carrots!" Rex turned to leave.
"Where ya going Rex?" Sleepy asked.
"Aren't we going to Boxy's house?" Rex wondered.�
"Oh right! Let's hurry along, then!" Sleepy said in a thick British accent randomly. Sally Acorn watched as the two gleeful young lads skipped their way down Sunshine Street.
"Wilson..." Sally sighed. She walked over to a stump in someone's yard and sat down.�
Chapter Eleven:
Amy Rose was screeching her way all over town trying to find Sonic. She wasn't having much luck though. She couldn't even spot Tails anywhere!
"Well this is snorty!" she grumbled, tumbling into the ditch randomly. She lay there for a minute, until something green and slimy suddenly covered her derpy face.
"EW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!" she screamed, getting up. A creepy frog fell from her face and hopped away. Followed by it was a big fat purple cat, Big.
"Big, you seriously need to get a handle on that snorty frog of yours!" Amy Rose lectured.
"DURR...sorry Shadow, I didn't see you there!" Big replied, staring right at Amy.
"What?!" Amy asked. Big hobbled off.�
"My God, calling a bright little pink annoying nuisance Shadow is worse than the nuisance calling the faker Shadow!" remarked a voice. Amy crawled out of the ditch.
"SONIC!!! THERE YOU ARE I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, YOU LITTLE SNORT!!!" Amy Rose shrieked in Shadow's ear while hugging him.
"GET OFF OF ME YOU ANNOYING LITTLE FANGIRL THAT NEEDS GLASSES!!!" Shadow pulled Amy off of him and pushed her back in the ditch.
"Oh. It's just you Shadow. Sorry." Amy apologized, crawling out of the ditch a second time. "DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE SONIC IS HOWEVER?" she asked robotically.
"No..." Shadow replied.
"WELL MAYBE YOU CAN TELEPORT ME OVER TO HIM WITH YOUR CHAOS EMERALD!" Amy exclaimed, noticing that Shadow was randomly holding one for no reason at all whatsoever. Or at least in her puny little brain anyway.�
"Get Silver to teleport you!" Shadow said.
"He won't do it. Can you just PLEASE?! Then you can leave after!" Amy Rose begged.
"No!" Shadow began walking off.
"I'LL STOP BOTHERING YOU!!!" Amy Rose shouted, running after Shadow and randomly slamming her hammer on the ground just to be aggravating.
"FINE! Just so you'll go away!" Shadow yelled. And maybe never come back! Hopefully...he thought.�
"OOH THANK YOU KINDLY!" Amy Rose grabbed his arm.�
"Chaos...CONTROL!" Shadow yelled exactly the EXACT SAME WAY as he ALWAYS does, and they disappeared.
As Sonic was running through some weird forest, suddenly something vibrantly pink appeared right in front of him and he crashed into it.
"What the heck...?" he mumbled, getting up.
"SONIC IT'S YOU I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU MY LOVE!!!" Amy Rose screamed, jumping to her feet.�
"Oh my God! I try to get away from that derpy mental person and I just run into you!" Sonic cried.
"Derpy mental person?" Amy asked.
"You mean that weird squirrel that Tails was with earlier?" Shadow asked.
"Shadow?! I didn't even notice you..." Sonic remarked.
"I just wanted to get away from Amy! So long, faker!" Shadow ran off.
"Blech!" Sonic ran away back in the direction he came from.�
"So much for that." Amy sighed, and began running after Sonic EXTREMELY SLOWLY.
Chapter Twelve:
Knuckles, Link Jeune and the gnome all sat in the same cage in silence for a minute.
"PK fire! PK fire! PK fire! PK fire!" yelled a voice a cage away. Knuckles turned to look. He saw a boy wearing a cap with the same creepy Lucas eyes sitting there, while shooting fire at the cage door.
"Qu'est qui passe?" Link Jeune asked, looking over. "...Ness?"
"Ness? Who's Ness?" Knuckles wondered.
The Ness person in the cage over turned his head.
"PK thunder!" he shouted, and zapped the gnome with a blob of electricity.
"Oh mon dieu...il est dingue..." he mumbled.
"Why'd you zap him?!" Knuckles asked.
"PK fire!" Ness randomly threw fire at Knuckles and burned him.
"Ow!" Knuckles growled.
"�a n'aide pas quand tu fais ses choses stupides!" Link Jeune cried.
"PK THUNDER!" Ness shouted. He zapped Link Jeune.
"PK freeze!" screamed a voice from the other side, and shot ice at Knuckles.
"Oh, c'est un Lucas avec un chemise � diff�rent couleur!" Link Jeune remarked.
"MOTHER!" the Lucas with the different-coloured shirt screamed.�
"Les gar�ons, veux-tu du lait Lon Lon?" Link Jeune asked. With his hand-cuffed arms, he managed to toss a bottle of Lon Lon milk at both Ness and the weird MOTHER Lucas.
"EARTHBOUND!" Ness screamed, and used the move milk drink on himself, just like Whitney's Miltank would. The Lucas just stared at the bottle.
"Knuckles, tu dis rien!" the gnome cried, not even noticing that Knuckles was frozen. Suddenly, the frozen Knuckles randomly disappeared.
"Oh..." Link Jeune said in a creaky voice.
"MOTHER?" The Lucas asked, noticing that the frozen guy disappeared. He tossed the bottle of Lon Lon milk at Link Jeune's head.
"Tu renifler!" Link Jeune retorted. He began drinking the bottle of Lon Lon milk, not noticing that the gnome was gone.
"Hien?" he asked.
"PK PK PK PK PK PK PKMON!!!" Ness yelled.�
"Non non, monsieur, les Pok�mon et le PK sont les deux choses vraiment diff�rent!" Link Jeune lectured.
"HUH?!" The Lucas asked.
"Aie aie aie!" Link Jeune randomly said in a thick French accent, then randomly disappeared.
"FASCINENT!" the gnome screamed, staring at the sight of a cat and a dog having a picnic together, just at the top of a hill above him.
Link Jeune slowly got up. "Quoi?" he mumbled.
"Un chat et un chien qui a une piquenique ensemble!" the gnome explained. Link Jeune looked up, and saw them too.�
"Peut-�tre �a c'est o� les oh animaux viendras!" he remarked. He turned around, and saw that Knuckles was still randomly frozen. "�a prends des heures..." Link Jeune mumbled. "Peut-�tre le chat et le chien peux nous aider!"
"D'acord!" the gnome agreed. Link Jeune began dragging Knuckles up the hill as him and the gnome decided to go ask the cat and the dog for help.
Little Grey was just about to grab a piece of apple pie from the picnic basket when suddenly something red and frozen landed on it.
"What the heck..." he mumbled.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S A DEAD PERSON!!!" the dog, Marbles, who looked just like her mom except wore bunny ears, screamed and jumped-up. She began running off.�
Little Grey, a grey and white cat who also wore a Santa hat like his twin brother Ondelez, got up, expecting to see Rex who (again) tried to scare Marbles. But no, instead he saw a random kid in a pink robe staring at him.
"What the heck! A human...elf thing?!" Little Grey gasped.
"S�rieusement, tu parle l'Anglais?" Link Jeune sighed.
"What?!" Little Grey asked. "What's the deal with putting this dead person on our picnic?!"�
Link Jeune noticed that Little Grey seemed angry. "Euh...est-ce que tu a vu le renard au deux queues?" Link Jeune asked. He waved his hands behind him like the gnome had not too long ago, trying to signify Tails. "J'oublie son nom..."
"Tails?" Little Grey asked. "What are you talking about?"
"Oui! Tails! Est-ce que tu a vu?" Link Jeune put his hands around his eyes as to make binoculars.
"Have I seen tails? What?!" Little Grey asked, angry. He grabbed his own tail and waved it in Link Jeune's face. "There! Happy?! Now WHY IS THERE A FROZEN DEAD PERSON ON MY PICNIC??!!" he yelled.
As Tails, Cooper and Ondelez were making their way down the road, Ondelez heard Little Grey's yelling. He stopped.
"What?!" Tails asked, landing. He put Cooper down. Finally! That was really tiring! Tails thought.
"I thought I heard my brother yell..." Ondelez mumbled. "Probably up on the hill! He always has a picnic with Marbles there. Follow me!" Ondelez turned and began running in the opposite direction.
Tails sighed. He picked-up Cooper and began flying after Ondelez.
Luckily, the hill wasn't too far away. They went up it and found Little Grey yelling at Link Jeune, with the gnome sitting there in boredom and Knuckles still frozen.
"DID YOU KILL THIS PERSON?! YOU SCARED MARBLES!" Little Grey continued yelling.
"Grey!" Ondelez cried. "What's going on?"
"This weird French kid came out of nowhere and threw a dead person on our picnic!" Little Grey pointed. Ondelez looked down.
"What the..." he mumbled. Cooper whimpered a bit and hid behind Tails. But once Tails walked forward, Cooper hid behind Ondelez.
"That's Knuckles!" Tails remarked. "Is he actually dead?"�
"Je ne pense pas..." Link Jeune replied. Tails pulled-out his translator, seeing that Link Jeune had said "I don't think so..."
"Who are you..." Little Grey began, then noticing Tails' two tails. "Oh! Tails!" he exclaimed. "Now everything makes sense..."
"Link Jeune, what exactly happened?" Tails asked, handing him the translator. So Link Jeune explained the whole story from the mob of pink Yoshis that threw grapes at them, to the Lucas McDonald's and then how the creepy momma Lucas had locked-them up, and then a Lucas prisoner had PK froze Knuckles.
"What did he say?" Cooper asked, still hiding behind Ondelez. Tails looked at the translator, then told the story in English to them. By that time, Marbles and her mom came back with a few other people.
"So what's this about a dead person?" Marbles' mom asked. "Dead people...mutated squirrels...what the heck is going on here?!" she looked down, and saw Knuckles. "What the heck!"
"He was PK froze, apparently." Tails explained.
"What's PK..."
Suddenly, Sonic ran in the middle of the crowd out of nowhere.
"Is Sally here?" he asked.
"Who's Sally?" Marbles wondered, standing next to Tippy, the Frame and the white cat who had also came along, and her little brother who looked similar to Rex, except wore reindeer antlers.
"That freaky squirrel!" Sonic replied.
"...and a fox with two tails...and a blue spiky cat-like thing that can run faster than Ondelez..."
"Humph! If you think we're creepy, you should really see Rouge!" Tails mumbled.
"Who's..." Cooper began.
"What's with the Knucklehead?" Sonic interrupted.
"Um..." Marbles' mom mumbled.
"Sonic!" Tails cried. "Apparently he got PK froze by a prisoner Lucas with a different coloured shirt or something..."
"Oh." Sonic said, like he didn't even care.
"You don't care?" Tails yelled.
"Well, not just that, but PK freeze isn't lethal or anything. He'll be fine in a little bit." Sonic replied.
"Why do you hate this person so much?" Ondelez asked.
"I don't hate him...I don't like him though. He really annoys me." Sonic replied.
You kinda seem like the annoying one...Marbles thought.
Chapter Thirteen:
Meanwhile, Rex and Sleepy were at Boxy's house playing video games.
"Rex! What are you doing? You almost killed me!" Boxy yelled, a white and brown dog. He noticed Rex was looking out the window. "What?" Boxy turned, and saw a creepy squirrel thing pressing her face against the window so they could look up her nostrils.
"WHAT THE HECK!" Boxy yelled.
"WHAT?!" Sleepy screamed, throwing the controller at Rex's head accidentally.�
"Ow!" Rex growled.
"Oops...sorry Rex..." Sleepy looked out the window. "She stalked us!" he cried.
"Who IS she?!" Boxy asked, as Sally rubbed her boogery nose on the window.
"Sally Acorn!" Rex and Sleepy exclaimed in unison.
"Boxy! Someone's here for you guys..." Boxy's mom yelled from the kitchen.
Boxy noticed that Sally had disappeared and there was just a greenish swirl on the window.
"Ew!" He mumbled. "Um...okay?"
The three friends ran into the kitchen.
"Hey pals!" Sally screeched.
"Um...hi..." Rex murmured.
"WATCHA DOIN'?! ARE YA STAYING GOLD?!" Sally Acorn turned her head and saw leftover pancakes on the counter. "GREEN PANCAKES!" she yelled.
"They're not green..." Boxy declared.
"Whatever! Let's go!" she skipped off down the hallway. Rex and Sleepy walked off after her.
"Um...who is that?" Boxy's mom asked.
"I have no idea...Sally Acorn?" Boxy replied, then ran down the hall.
Sally Acorn stared at the screen. They were playing some kind of adventure game and the characters were weird humans with messed-up coloured hair.
"Here, I'll explain..." Rex began. "I'm the guy with the blue spiky hair. He runs faster. Boxy is the guy with the yellowish hair, and he can fly. And Sleepy is the guy with the red Jamaican-looking hair, and he's stronger."�
"What is this? Some kind of human Sonic rip-off?" Sally Acorn asked, sounding all angry. "I'LL PLAY!"
"Um...Sonic rip-off?" Rex asked.
"Yeah, where we come from, Sonic is like a hero, and there's video games. And he's my prince." Sally explained.
"Okaaaaaaay..." Sleepy cried. "Let's restart."
Rex grabbed a weird old grey dusty remote with gross pizza stuff on it, plugged it in and tossed it to Sally. Then he reset the game.�
"CAN I BE THE SONIC PERSON?" Sally Acorn asked, already choosing the guy with blue spiky hair.
"Um...sure?" Rex mumbled. "I guess I'll be..." Rex chose a guy with red and black starfish hair. "...the bad guy version."
"That looks like Shadow." Sally said blankly.
"I DON'T CARE IF THEY LOOK LIKE YOU PEOPLE!" Rex cried. He pressed start.
"How do you play?" Sally wondered. She started running off the edge and dying. After ten minutes, she got bored and started eating the twenty-year-old pizza off the controller.
"Ew!" Sleepy mumbled.�
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Rex, Sleepy and Boxy ran out of the living room, ditching Sally who was shoving the controller up her nose.
"Hien?" she asked. She got up holding the controller, ripping the game machine from the TV and dragging it through the house.
Tails was at the door.
"Sally! There you are!" he exclaimed, seeing Sally Acorn behind Rex Boxy and Sleepy. Rex turned and saw she had dragged the game machine through the house.
"Sally! You brought the whole Game Sphere through the house!" Rex remarked.
"Game Sphere?" Tails repeated. What is this, a rip-off of GameCube? He thought.
"Oh, hi Tails!" Sally exclaimed, dropping the controller and running over to Tails.
"Sally, we should really leave...you know, go back home..." Tails mumbled.
"I guess..." Sally sighed. "See you, pals..."
Rex spotted a book on the counter that he remember Boxy telling him was stupid. He grabbed it, and gave it to Sally.
"There! Your souvenir!" he exclaimed.
"What's this snort?" Sally looked at the book. The Chronicles of Jamai-Ca by Len Senders. On the front was a creepy Jamaican girl. "Sounds delectable!" she exclaimed. At the bottom it said "Deliciously Satisfying." - School Library Journal.�
"MERCI BEAUCOUP!" Sally yelled.
"Bye!" Tails waved, dragging Sally out the door.
"Bye..." Rex, Sleepy and Boxy waved back.
The door closed.
"That was...weird..." Boxy remarked.
Tails and Sally ran back to the hill where the rest were. The parents had left by now, so only Marbles, Little Grey and Marbles' little brother were there with Sonic, Link Jeune, the gnome and Knuckles.
Knuckles had finally unfroze once Tails and Sally returned.
"What the heck happened?!" he asked.
"You got PK froze." Tails explained.�
"What the heck..." Knuckles mumbled.
"On doit aller!" the gnome exclaimed. Tails checked his translator.
"We should go..." he repeated, then turned to Sally. "Sally!"
Sally Acorn put her book in her pocket and pulled out her chaos emerald. She grabbed everyone with her freakishly long arms.
"Chaos...CONTROL!!!" she screamed. However, just as she chaos controlled, Amy Rose ran right into them and got teleported along.
Everyone woke-up in a dark area.
"Sally..." Tails mumbled, just waking up. "This doesn't look like..."
"Too many players. Players must split." said a British voice.
"What the..." Sonic mumbled. Suddenly, a bright flash appeared, and they were all split-up.
Chapter Fourteen:
Sally fell onto a piece of cardboard. Suddenly, Amy Rose fell beside her, then Knuckles.
"Hien?" Sally asked, not noticing a speech bubble that said "Hien?" appeared above her head. She looked around, noticing they were in a cardboard box with plastic windows. Then she saw a creepy doll dressed-up like a man/woman controlling a PS3 controller while looking at an Earth on a piece of string.
"Fascinating!" she jumped-up. The man-woman doll let go of the controller. After a moment, a speech bubble appeared over their head.
"Where'd you guys get your costumes?" they asked.
"Costumes?" Sally Acorn cried. "What are you taking 'bout?"
"Don't be annoying. And why is there a Sally Acorn costume? Is it a hack?"
"No!" Sally argued.�
"It has to be! And how do you type so fast?"
"I'm not typing!" Sally yelled. She sat down and began to bawl.
"Why are you talking to yourself...?" Knuckles mumbled.
"I'm....not...!" Sally Acorn blubbered.
"You're annoying like Sally herself!" the doll retorted, then went back to the controller.
"You're MEAN!" Sally Acorn screamed. She got up, but the doll just let go of the controller and hit her in the face with its frying pan anyway. Sally Acorn fell over. The loud smack made Amy Rose jump up.
"WHERE ARE WE SNORTS?!" she screamed.
"In a cardboard box..." Sally mumbled. The doll clicked on a circle with a skeleton hand on it that was on the cloth Earth thing, and suddenly there was a white flash.
All four of them fell into weird brown water with confetti in it.
"What the heck!" Knuckles cried.
"EW IT'S ALL DISGUSTING!!!" Amy Rose screamed.
They began swimming, and saw a weird garbage can-like thing and something that seemed to resemble a dog. Also, the place they were at looked-like some messed-up giant metropolis.
"Why is everything so big?" Knuckles asked. The doll paused to type.
"We're sackpeople that's why! Have you not played this before?!" the speech bubble over his/her head said.
"Um...no..." Knuckles mumbled.
As they passed the creepy dog-like thing, it began making barking noises and a speech-bubble over its head was saying how it didn't know what was going on.
"Snorty." Amy Rose said. They ran over a weird cushion hill thing, back into water, then another cushion hill with a ton of bombs everywhere, and a button in the middle.
"OOH! BIG RED BUTTON!!!" Sally Acorn screeched. She ran over and pressed the button, causing the bombs to explode, killing the other three and herself falling in a hole she couldn't get out of.
"Where'd you guys go? Are you dead?! NOOO I KILLED THEM!!! I'M A MURDERER!!!" she began sobbing again.
A speech-bubble appeared on the side. It was the doll.
"We're in the checkpoint! Kill yourself!" they said.
"No! I don't wanna die!" Sally argued.
"Just do it!" the doll cried.
"No!"
"If you do you won't actually die! You'll just appear at the beginning! Open your pop-it and hit the flaming sackboy picture!" the doll explained.
"What's a pop-it?" Sally asked.
"HIT THE SQUARE BUTTON!!!"
"I don't have a square button!" Sally whined.
"OMG IT IS ON YOUR CONTROLLER!!!"
"I don't have a controller!" Sally sobbed.
"Ok..."
Suddenly, a rocket ship with numbers appeared over Sally's head. A speech-bubble appeared over her.
"You have been kicked from the game." it said.
"What-" suddenly, she disappeared.
Chapter Fifteen:�
NOW ENTERING: Tingle
NOW ENTERING: Sonic
"What the heck!" said a doll dressed-up like Spiderman, his mouth actually moving with sound coming out, unlike the man-g
The Truth of Julie-Su
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JULIE-SU
The story and explanation of why Knuckles hates Julie-Su, and what leads to her revenge...
Chapter One: A Not-So Great Day
It was going to be a great day, Knuckles just knew it. It was a really positive feeling he had. No Rouge, no eggbots, no tricking, no Eggman, no Sonic, no being called "Knucklehead"... just a day without any annoyance. He sat down and started reading a book.
A few minutes later.
"...Hello? Hello!" called a girly-sounding voice.
Knuckles hated being interrupted while he was concentrating.�
"Tails! Can't you see I'm busy? Go bug Sonic instead!" he yelled.
"Tails?! I'm not Tails! Does he really sound that much like a girl?" the voice asked.
"Huh?" Knuckles wondered. It wasn't Rouge, it barely sounded like her. It's a good day anyway, he thought, so there's no way it could be Rouge.
He turned around. He saw a pink thing standing a ways away.�
"Amy Rose?!" he exclaimed. No, she wasn't wearing a red dress, but a black and turquoise vest.
"No! Come here silly!"
Who the heck is this weirdo? And they're totally invading my privacy. This good day isn't turning out as well as I thought. Knuckles thought. He sighed and got up. When he got closer to the pink thing, he noticed it was actually a pink echidna. Which was extremely surprising to him since he thought he was the last echidna left. His father died and his mother and step dad with their baby, well, they kind of disappeared. And Tikal didn't really count.
"Who are you?" Knuckles asked.
"I'm Julie-Su, Knuckles." she replied.
"How do you know my name creeper?! And I don't even know you and you're another echidna..."
"My father, he told me. He's friends with your step-dad, that Wyn guy. We live in a place called Echidnaopolis. Anyway, we needed your help since you are strong..."
Echidnaopolis? Yuck. I'm starting to think being the last one was better, Knuckles thought.
"Sorry person, I'm not interested in helping you with your little scam." Knuckles turned around and walked back over to where he was sitting.
"It is not a scam!" Julie-Su screamed. "I will get Sonic if I have too."
"Sure, do whatever you robots in echidna costumes." Knuckles replied looking at Julie-Su's robotic arms. She even only has two fingers on each hand! What the... He thought.
"It was the only way I could survive." Julie-Su sobbed. "So what if I'm half robot, half echidna..."�
"...Are you friends with that weirdo Sally Acorn?" Knuckles asked.
"Sally Acorn? Who's..."she began staring into Knuckles' eyes. It almost felt like they were burning into his.�
"What are you doing you freak?!" he asked.
Julie-Su walked closer to Knuckles, slowly. Out of being freaked-out, Knuckles reacted by punching her in the face and knocking her over.
"What was that for?!" Julie-Su screeched, rubbing her face. "I was in the middle of soultouch! You ruined it!!!"
"Soultouch?!" Knuckles yelled. "Get out! Get out of here! You're annoying, creepy, part robot, trying to scam me into saving people that don't exist, and now you're trying to "soultouch"?! What even is that?! Get out of my home, I don't want to see you here again!!!"
"Clearly you don't quite understand," Julie-Su got up and brushed her vest off. "All echidnas have a special ability called soultouch. It's when two echidnas make a special bond with their soulmate. And I have with you-"
"Ew! No! Leave me alone!" Knuckles interrupted.�
"You didn't let me finish!" Julie-Su cried. "But obviously you being isolated in this place for so long with nobody but like Sonic and Tails around once in a while has really messed it up. Eventually you'll get the soultouch ability, it's in every echidna. If I made the bond with you then you should have made it with me."
"I feel sick." Knuckles mumbled. "Can you just leave? Please?!"
"No! We need your help Knux!"
"With WHAT?!"
"Echidnaopolis is in great danger! Without your help, the whole species could be gone forever!"
I don't really want my species to die...again. "If my stupid species was dead like I thought it was, then YOU wouldn't exist!"
"Knuckles dear, you will figure it out eventually."�
And, Knuckles thought, and this is about the worst day of my life.
Four years later Knuckles, only four years later to come, and you really WILL be having the worst day of your life.
Trust me.
Chapter Two: Climbing Plant
"Can I go take a look at your books? Maybe we're even interested in the same stuff!" Julie-Su asked.
"Yeah, sure, go ahead." Knuckles replied.
The moment Julie-Su turned her back, Knuckles bursted into a full sprint and jumped right off the floating island and started gliding away. He couldn't wait to get away from this crazy psychopath.
He made it to the town, and stopped for a break.
"What a fangirl! She's freakier than Amy Rose is with Sonic!" he panted.
"Who's a fangirl?" Tails suddenly appeared next to Knuckles.
"This scary pink echidna that just appeared out of no where. She is so freaking scary you wouldn't even believe it. Worse than Amy."
"Is that-" Tails began.
"Hey knucklehead, who's your girlfriend?" Sonic asked.
"What?!" Knuckles cried.
"Hi Sonic! Hey Tails!" exclaimed a voice.
Knuckles was paralyzed.�
"Hi, who are you?" Tails asked kindly.
"Exactly what Sonic said, believe it or not." Julie-Su replied.�
"Noooooo..." Knuckles mumbled.
"That's cool, surprised someone would date a knucklehead." Sonic joked.
"He is not a knucklehead, he is my sweety pie!!!" Julie-Su tried to hug Knuckles.
"Get off you freak!" Knuckles screamed. "I don't know who you are or why you want to ruin my life, but could you get THE HECK out of here?!"
"Um..." Sonic mumbled.
"He hasn't found his soultouch ability yet." Julie-Su explained.
"Knuckles...are you shaking?" Tails asked.
"I don't know..." Knuckles replied. But what he did know is that he had to get away from this Julie-Su person, and quickly. He didn't like her one bit.
"Oh, okay, uh-huh." Sonic said to Julie-Su's explanation. Then he whispered to Tails, "what the HECK is soultouch?!"�
"Um, I don't know, but it sounds like some gross romance thing I don't care about." Tails whispered back.
Just then, Silver teleported right behind Knuckles, mumbling something about the iblis trigger. Knuckles grabbed onto his arm. "Please Silver, teleport and take me with you so I can get away from this freaky Julie-Su person! I'll do anything for you! I could help you find the iblis trigger thing or whatever!!!" Knuckles begged.
"Sorry, the iblis trigger shall not be found by anyone else." and he teleported away again.
"Jerk!" Knuckles yelled.�
"My sweety is going to help Echidnaopolis from great danger!" Julie-Su exclaimed.
"You know, I always thought echidnas were basically extinct..." Sonic said.
"A lot of people do actually." Julie-Su remarked.�
Knuckles started creeping away.
"Knuckles! Don't ditch your GIRLFRIEND!!!" Sonic screamed so everyone could here.
Amy Rose was skipping happily down the road with her soft-served ice cream. At the sound of this, she stopped dead in her tracks, her ice cream dropping.
Big dropped Froggy in the lake and then caught him with his fishing rod when he heard it.
"Sonic! You..." Knuckles yelled. He started running away.
"Sonic, that was mean. You know how much he was terrified of this creeper, you know?" Tails spat.
"I am not a creeper!" Julie-Su yelled.
"Person, I would kindly give you a ride to wherever Knuckles ran to." Sonic suggested.
"Really?! That would be great!" Julie-Su exclaimed. Sonic picked her up and ran in Knuckles direction as fast as he could.
Tails was horrified. How could Sonic have done that to poor Knuckles? Then he had an idea.
"Hey, Amy! How would you like it if I gave you a ride to wherever Sonic's going?" he asked.
"Okay!" Amy agreed. So Tails picked up Amy and flew after Sonic.
Chapter Three: Warning! Keep Away From Water!
Knuckles ran and ran and ran, hoping that Julie-Su could never catch up to him. Finally when he came to a river, he decided to take a break for a moment.
"There he is!" Julie-Su exclaimed.
Knuckles turned around, and saw Sonic holding Julie-Su.
"Nooooo!!!!" he yelled. He jumped into the river.
"Oh no, I can't swim! I hate water! Sorry!" Sonic confessed.
"I can't really swim either, only because I'm part robot." Julie-Su sighed.�
Tails finally caught-up to Sonic. He dropped Amy by accident.
"Sorry!" he cried.
"Sonic!!!" Amy Rose screeched and ran up to him.
"Tails! How could you?!" Sonic asked.
"You did it to Knuckles." Tails replied. "Where is he anyway?"�
"He swam off." Sonic sighed.
"I know, I can glide after him." Julie-Su said. She started gliding after Knuckles who was swimming down the river.
"Yoo-hoo, Knuckles!" she called out.
Knuckles took a breath and ducked underwater.
"You know Knux, we're heading straight in the direction of Echidnaopolis. So this is actually helpful." Julie-Su explained.
Knuckles could only hear a muffled girly voice underwater. Why does this totally random girl have to appear out of nowhere and automatically become my girlfriend?! He thought. This is terrible, just absolutely terrible.�
Knuckles came back to the surface to breathe. Julie-Su was now running along the bank after him.�
"We're gonna have a kid, Knuckles. Her name will be Lara-Su, that is, if she's a girl. What do you think would be a good boy name?" Julie-Su asked.
"Shut up!" Knuckles yelled, and went back underwater.�
"Oh dear, I hope he finds his soultouch ability soon..."
Just then, Knuckles' foot got stuck in a log underwater as he was trying to turn around. He tried to swim to the surface so he could breathe, but he couldn't reach. Oh no! He thought. I'm gonna drown and this weird Julie-Su person is right here and now I can't get away from her!!!
"Knuckles...where are you?" Julie-Su asked. She looked in the water and saw that he was stuck.
"Oh no he's drowning!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Risking her robotic life, she jumped into the water. She started to get electrocuted while she tried to free Knuckles, which kind of electrocuted him too.
"Ow!" Knuckles' shoe fell off and he started swimming quickly away, still heading in the direction of Echidnaopolis.�
"Knuckles! Don't....leave...me...!!!" she cried. She tried to pull his shoe out of the log. She got it out and then quickly ran out of the water and fell down.�
Chapter Four: Tails' Plan
Tails thought he heard screaming coming from down the river.
"Oh my God! She is creepy, but I hope Knuckles isn't killing Julie-Su!" Tails cried. As Amy bothered Sonic into eternity with her future plans, Tails flew down the river. He spotted Julie-Su laying on the side of the river with smoke around her, holding Knuckles' Jamaican coloured shoe.
"What the heck!" It seemed to him something horrible happened, to Julie-Su and most-likely Knuckles.
"What in the world happened?!" Tails asked as he landed beside Julie-Su.
"Knuckles got trapped...and he was drowning...so I jumped in the water...and saved him...but I got electrocuted and he swam away!"�
"You could have called us for help instead of nearly killing yourself..." Tails mumbled. "I'll go find Knuckles." He began to fly down the river and spotted Knuckles swimming fairly fast down the river.
"Knuckles!" Tails called out.
Hearing his little kid/girly voice made Knuckles jump to conclusion that he was yet being followed by his creeper partner. He began swimming faster.
"Knuckles, it's me, Tails!" Tails exclaimed.
"Oh, thank God! What do you want?" Knuckles asked, slowing down.
Tails flew down to the surface of the water by Knuckles.
"Julie-Su is hurt, you know." he informed.
"Do you think I care...?" Knuckles grumbled. He was happy enough to get away from that creeper.
"Knuckles! I know she is scary and annoying, but that is a horrible thing to say...at least take her back to her home and you may not have to see her again."
"I'm not carrying her, I'm not taking her back, I want absolutely NOTHING to do with her!" Knuckles yelled.
"Look, I'll carry her back, as long as you come with me. It's your only chance to possibly get a rid of her...for good." Tails suggested. "Without killing her, of course."
Knuckles sighed. "Fine. As long as its quick and she doesn't come back." he turned around and followed Tails back to where Julie-Su was laying.
Tails landed beside her. "Here's your shoe," he passed Knuckles' shoe over to him. "I hope she's not that heavy..." he mumbled. He picked her up. Luckily, Julie-Su was, surprisingly, not that heavy.
"...Knuckles...? Have you finally found your soultouch ability...?" Julie-Su murmured.
"No, it's me, Tails. We're gonna take you back home and...do you have parents?"�
"Yes..." Julie-Su replied.
"Well, they can take care of you, okay?" Tails replied.
"That is kind of you." Julie-Su mumbled.
"Then why not be his girlfriend then, instead of mine?!" Knuckles grumbled.
"He's a fox, he's eight, and you are my soulmate."�
"No I'm really not..." Knuckles muttered.
"Knuckles, apparently we are distant relatives! Isn't that wonderful?" Julie-Su exclaimed, feeling some-what better as Tails carried her while flying and Knuckles swimming towards Echidnaopolis.
"Ew!!! So you want to be with me, have a kid AND you're related to me?! That's just...just...wrong!" Knuckles gagged.
"I think it just makes us that much closer," Julie-Su tried to adjust herself so she could look at Knuckles. Disgusted, Knuckles ducked underwater. The rest of the trip was pretty silent.
Chapter Five: Welcome to the Underworld
After a while, the river turned into a small lake. Knuckles swam to the shore and got out of the water.
"It's freezing out." he cried.
"That's because you were in the water for so long!" Tails exclaimed. "Okay, now what?"
"See that little cave just ahead? There's an elevator to Echidnaopolis just in there." Julie-Su replied.
"Soooo...It's underground?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah." Julie-Su said. Tails landed by the cave and they walked in. There was a glowing sign that said "Echidnaopolis" on it. Below was an elevator door. Tails pressed the elevator button. It opened up, and they walked in. Tails pressed the down button.
"I feel as if we're going to H..." Knuckles mumbled.
Tails looked at him, worried. It did feel as if they were going to the "underworld", or however you want to call it.
"Guys, don't be silly. We're echidnas, what did you expect? Of course it's underground." Julie-Su laughed lightly.
Ding!
The elevator opened. They stepped out, and before them was a large underground city.�
"Where do you live?" Tails asked.
"The last house to the right of Snorty Street. Snorty Street is like right in front of you." Julie-Su explained.
"Um, okay..." Tails nodded.
"Snorty Street?" Knuckles cried.�
As they walked down, a weird old man echidna with a camera stopped them.
"You look like friendly chaps! How about a photo? It's free!" he exclaimed.
"Ooooh, a photographer!" Julie-Su exclaimed. "Surely I'll be able to stand for the photo!"
"Um... Okay...." Tails set Julie-Su down. They each stood there, and the photographer took a picture of them. He handed Julie-Su the photo after.
"Thank you!" she squealed. Tails picked her back up. Julie-Su shook the photo all over the freaking place so she could actually see it, which was really bothering Tails.
"Yay! Now I have my very own photo with Knuckles! ...And Tails!" she screeched in Tails' ear. Tails cringed. He peered at the picture. Knuckles was off to the side looking in the other direction.
"If only you smiled more, though." Julie-Su mumbled. "Mind if I keep the photo?"
"No." Tails replied.
"Not at all." Knuckles grumbled. Why would I want a picture of her anyway?!
They continued to walk down the street. They walked up to the last house and knocked on the door. A creepy old grandpa echidna with a Santa beard answered the door.
"What the heck!" Knuckles mumbled.
The old guy didn't see Knuckles who was standing behind Tails and Julie-Su.
"A fox? What in the name of St. Chuggington! Are you losing it Julie? I said Knuckles the echidna!!!" he exclaimed, scratching his beard.
"Oh, hi Grampy, this is Tails. Knuckles is right behind us." Julie-Su replied. "I jumped into water...I can't move."
"My my, Julie-Su. Don't you know the water ain't safe for you, dear?" The grandpa echidna person shook his head in dismay. He pointed his cane at Tails' face, nearly poking his eye.
"Well, you are quite the cute one. Too bad you ain't no echidna. Not even Knuckles." he said.
Tails got where the old man was heading with this. "I'm only eight," he cried, "and I have no interest in romance!"
"Really, well...let's see, thank you for helping my granddaughter. But why didn't ol' Knuckles help? I'm bamboozled." Julie-Su's grandpa wondered.
"Well, uh, you see..." Tails turned around. Knuckles was still there, surprisingly, but he looked extremely annoyed. "We need to go. There's, a uh...funeral! Yeah a funeral we need to go to and if we don't go we will be late."
"That why you look so glum, lad?" the grandpa asked Knuckles.
"...uh, yeah, partly..." he lied.
Tails set Julie-Su down on the floor of her house. His arms were really starting to ache.�
"There's just one other thing!" Julie-Su cried. "Can one of you go in my room and grab my sketchbook?" She asked.
"Um...sure..." Tails mumbled. "Where is your room?"
"Just up the stairs at the end of the hall! My sketchbook is on my table. It's blue and has some weird French words on it."
"Okay..." Tails ran up the stairs, and Knuckles ran after him.
"Tails!" Knuckles cried.
"It will only take a sec!" Tails said, speed-walking down the hall. He stopped at the last door at the end with a poster of Knuckles on it. Scribbled in pen at the top of the poster read "Julie-Su's Room".
"Figures." Knuckles grumbled.
Tails opened the door, and their mouths nearly hit the ground. Julie-Su's vibrant pink bedroom was covered with Knuckles posters.
"Oh my God!" Knuckles cried.�
"There's her desk!" Tails pointed.
"You go get it!" Knuckles yelled, pushing Tails into the room of obsession.
As Tails walked over to Julie-Su's desk, he was creeped-out when he noticed there were even Knuckles dolls on her bed. He stalled.
"What are you doing? Go!" Knuckles asked.
"Um, yeah, kay..." Tails quickly grabbed a blue sketchbook that said BONJOUR on it and tried to run back. However he tripped over a Knuckles dustbin thing and dropped the book. The book landed in front of him opened and Tails nearly screamed. There on the page was a really scary, (and failed) drawing of Knuckles and Julie-Su with a creepy baby in a stroller and at the top it said "Lara-Su".
"Oh my-" Tails gasped.
"What is that?" Knuckles picked-up the sketchbook. He took one look at it, then reacted by throwing the thing back in Tails' face accidentally and running off.
Tails got up, and followed Knuckles back down the stairs with the sketchbook in his hand.
Tails threw the sketchbook at Julie-Su and ran out the door after Knuckles.
"Wait! Knuckles, I thought you were gonna help us!"
"Didn't you hear Tails? We need to go to a funeral." Knuckles replied, still running away.
"You'd choose me over a dumb funeral for some nobody, wouldn't you dear?" Julie-Su asked.
Two words exploded in Knuckles' mind: HECK NO!�
Tails stopped.�
"Tails, what are you doing?" Knuckles cried.
"Come back, there's something I need to tell you," the creepy Santa guy called.
Knuckles and Tails sulked back over.
"Lad, we need you, and we need you now! Tails, you may go to your funeral. But Knuckles, you must stay."
Suddenly Julie-Su remembered something. "Um, grandpa, he ca..." She began.
"Not now dear."�
"That is not fair! Why can't Sonic help you guys instead, you evil Santa man?!" Tails growled.
"Well I'll be! He's quite the little nuisance!" the grandpa rested his leather-gloved hands down on Tails' shoulders. "You see laddy, Sonic is a hedgehog, and he's known for his speed. Knuckles is an echidna, and he's known for his strength. We need strength, and we need an echidna."
"Why do you need an echidna?" Tails wondered, puzzled. "Don't be racist against other species!"
"Er, no, that's not exactly what I mean, ah, you see, if the strong echidna was a girl, then uh, that wouldn't work quite as well, um, you know...you get what I'm grasping at?" the Santa man explained.
Knuckles thought for a moment. "No!" he yelled, and ran off.�
"Oh dear, I think we just scared him off." the grandpa sighed.
"Why don't you take Julie to the hospital, and I'll go look for him! Sound like a plan?" Tails asked.
"Splendid!" the grandpa exclaimed in a strong British accent.
Tails ran off, began to fly, and tried to look for Knuckles. It was extremely hard however, since there were so many echidnas, and red was also a common colour.�
"He must have already left," Tails mumbled to himself. So he headed back to the elevator. Knuckles was standing there, pounding on the doors, but not hard enough to actually break them.
"What's wrong?" Tails asked, landing beside him.
"The elevator won't open!" he cried. "We're stuck here forever!!!"�
"Great!!" Tails yelled. "That's just absolutely, positively GREAT!"
"This place is H..." Knuckles mumbled.
"Let's go to a hotel I guess. Hopefully the elevator will work by tomorrow. Are you sure nobody's using it?" Tails suggested.
"Who would? I've been here for a few minutes now. I'm sure." Knuckles sighed.
"Okay."�
Chapter Six: Great News at the Arthur Hotel!
Knuckles and Tails sulked over to a nearby hotel. They walked inside.
"Hello, welcome to the Arthur Hotel. How may I..." said an orange echidna behind the till with a top hat.
"Hello?" Knuckles yelled.
Arthur Hotel? Tails thought.
"Are you...Knuckles?" the top-hat echidna gasped.
"Yeah! I'm Knuckles! Get over it, it's not that big of a deal! I just want to have a place to sleep, okay?!" Knuckles yelled in frustration.
"Wilson! The cameras! BRING THE CAMERAS!!!" the top-hat echidna screamed. A red echidna with a monocle, a mustache, a tuxedo and a top-hat as well grabbed a news camcorder with a picture of Mew on it that said "Mew News" on it and faced it at Knuckles. A bunch of other echidnas jumped out of nowhere holding microphones.
Knuckles hated crowds, and he hated it when people didn't leave him alone. He was a bit of a loner I guess. But he really didn't like this.
"Why is everyone so British around here?!" Tails inquired. "And why in the world is this hotel called 'the Arthur Hotel'?!"�
Obviously, no one paid a heed to Tails whatsoever.�
"This is Wilson McWilson on Mew News here today, and guess who had to show-up at the Arthur Hotel but Knuckles the echidna?!" Wilson, the very British red echidna screamed at the camera. He then ran over to Knuckles with it, shoving it in his face. "What made you decide to show-up here, lad? Hmm?"�
"Um...I just wanted a place to stay at..." Knuckles mumbled.
"Ooh, I see..." Wilson said.
At the hospital, Julie-Su was laying in her bed. It was now a couple hours later after the incident at the hotel, and there was a TV playing in her room. Knuckles appeared on it and she right away paid close attention.
"What made you decide to come to Echidnaopolis, anywho?" Wilson asked.
"Some creepy girl got hurt and we had to take her back here..." Knuckles replied.
"Aw, how sweet!" Wilson exclaimed, obviously oblivious to the "creepy" part. "Is she your girlfriend? What's her name?"
"No way! Her name is Julie-Su!"�
"Just confess, you like her."�
"Noooooooooo I don't!!!!!!!" Knuckles yelled. "She is creepy! Tails was the one that made us come here, really!"
Julie-Su sighed. "When will he ever find his soultouch ability? That isolation really did trash it." she shook her head. "He'll get it, I just know."
"Well Knuckles, it is so fortunate for us to find you. Echidnaopolis is in a great danger from total disaster. We are in for a huge cave-in, and we can't get our elevator to work. With the help of your strength, you could help us out of here..." Wilson explained.
Just then, a certain bearded, old, Santa imposter echidna jumped in front of Knuckles on the screen.
"We also need him.." he began, "for..." the TV began fuzzing.
"What in the world is going on?" Julie-Su cried. She grabbed the remote and switched it. It was playing a stupid infomercial about a creepy kid's toy that looked like the Tails Doll and a clown mixed together.
Something had happened.
Chapter Seven: Two Annoying Girls
The next day just before noon, Julie-Su was capable of moving again, and they let her go. No one was there to pick her up, however. Not her grandpa, not her father or her mother...not even her grandmother!
"That's strange," she mumbled.�
The first place Julie-Su wanted to go to was the Arthur Hotel. It was not too far from the hospital, so she made it there in good time.
Julie-Su bursted through the creaky doors of the hotel. "Yoo-hoo, where's my sweety Knuckles?!" she screeched, nearly piercing whoever's ears that were in the lobby.
The top-hat orange echidna, also known as Sir Krinklestein K. Snegon was angered by her screeching.
"Lassy, can't you see you're in a hotel? There are people who might be still asleep! Keep hush, okay?" he said.
"Oh, sorry Sir Krinklestein. But is Knuckles here?" Julie-Su asked.
"Er..." Krinklestein murmured. "Yes, but are you..."�
"Oh, he'd be delighted to see me! Gimme the key card and floor and door numbers!" Julie-Su demanded. That is, she thought, if his darn soultouch ability has healed already.
"Yes ma'am!" Krinklestein gave Julie-Su the key card and the numbers she needed.
"Thank you kindly." Julie-Su smiled.
Up in their room, Knuckles and Tails were playing a video game. It was Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. They were battling on random mode, and they got one of Knuckles' levels.
"I'LL PROTECT THE MASTER EMERALD!!!" Screamed the 3D Knuckles from the game.
"Yay, I got you!" Tails exclaimed.
Rouge the bat appeared on the screen.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Knuckles yelled.
"Ha ha!" Tails laughed.
The door handle moved.
Tails and Knuckles both turned to look.
The door opened.
In stepped a certain pink, scary, half robot echidna that was overly-obsessed with Knuckles.
"Oh, Knuckles! You are here!" she squealed. She ran over to where Knuckles was sitting on the second bed beside Tails and tried to hug him.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Knuckles shouted. He threw Julie-Su off of him and she crashed into the screen which was still showing Rouge for some weird reason.
"Let's get outta here!" Knuckles cried. Before Tails could even reply, Knuckles grabbed him and ran out of the room and into the hotel elevator.
"Poor Knuckles. His heart must be broken. He needs to learn what he needs is me to find his inner love." Julie-Su rambled on to herself.
Knuckles and Tails darted out of the Arthur Hotel. But to their horrible luck, Julie-Su's father stood directly in front of them, in their way, with a stern look on his face and his hands on his hips. He was a scary-looking dark red echidna with a Kirk mustache.
"Knuckles, is it?" he asked in a deep, creepy voice.�
"Yeah...how do you...know my...name?" Knuckles stuttered.
"And that must be that meddling fox, Tails." Julie-Su's father grumbled. "Always thought you were that Sonic's best bud, but okay..."
Meddling fox. This guy sounds like Dr. Eggman, Tails thought.
"My name is Googoo."
Googoo.
Goooooogoooooooo.
Knuckles and Tails, although terrified, almost bursted-out laughing. But they didn't.
"Knuckles, you know this by now, but you were brought here to save all the echidnas from a cave-in expected soon, but also..." Googoo explained.
Knuckles cringed. He knew the worse part was about to come.
"...also to be my daughter, Julie-Su's soulmate forever."
The last word "forever" felt as if it had been dragged-on forever.
"Why?" was all Knuckles could ask at this moment. He didn't understand. Why? Why was he forced to be with this creeper? He was a loner, he liked to be alone. Did he really want to be bothered to eternity every day for the rest of his life by a horrifying pink echidna that was, even worse, half robot? And she was his relative, too. It seriously couldn't get any worse.
"But no marrying, for the sake of soultouch. We don't want to have to deal with divorcing and all that. But you will have a kid." Googoo added.
Okay, it just did get worse.�
Chapter Eight: Annoying Garbage
Julie-Su ran out the door of the Arthur Hotel.
"Oh there you are, by honey bunny!" she squealed. "Oh, hey dad!" she walked up to everyone.�
Googoo grabbed Julie-Su and Knuckles with each of his hands and squished them next to each other.
"You two are the absolute perfect couple!" he exclaimed.
Tails was getting fed-up with all this Knuckles-Julie-Su pairing crap. Just leave the freaking guy alone. It's almost like peer pressure, Tails thought, and I know Knuckles hates that! But this was just absolutely ridiculous!�
"For God sakes, why won't you ever just leave Knuckles alone? He doesn't like Julie-Su! What part of that don't you get?! She's creepy, annoying, clingy, scary, pink, half robot, stupid...let him have some God darn freaking free will, you idiots! I'm really starting to feel bad for him! Thank God I'm only eight years old!!!" Tails screamed in both Googoo and Julie-Su's faces.
Knuckles was surprised. Tails had just stood-up for him. Normally because of Sonic, Tails wouldn't ever say such things. He may think them, but he wouldn't say them.
Googoo sighed. "There's a lot you must understand, my dear Tails. I'll explain it to you." he grabbed Tails and walked him around the Arthur Hotel building, ditching Knuckles and Julie-Su by themselves.
Googoo sat down at an old picnic table. Tails sat on the other side.
"You see, young Tails, echidnas have something which is called soultouch. Each and every one of us have it. It is when two echidnas have a special bond with their soulmate. Well, my daughter, Julie-Su, she almost soultouched with Knuckles before she even met him in person. So I immediately knew he was perfect for her. But now that we actually needed his help, I figured it was the absolute perfect time for him to come here, help us, and finally meet his soulmate, and, they would become the rulers of all echidnas of our society and have a kid and live happily ever-after. But by the looks of it...Knuckles' soultouch ability is broken. And I'm hoping being around his soulmate will help to repair it."
Googoo explained.
"I see." Tails nodded. Oh God, Tails prayed in his mind, please don't let Knuckles have that stupid soultouch ability. Please, I'll do anything. Just let him be.�
Chapter Nine: Tails' Big Fear
The worse thing Tails could imagine was when he walked back around the Arthur Hotel, Julie-Su and Knuckles would be kissing. Seriously, Tails would have a severe mental break-down if he saw that. Because then he would be so alone in this creepy place.
To his relief, he didn't see that. To his dis-relief, they weren't even there, which gave him the horrible thought that Knuckles could have found his soultouch ability and...
"My, I wonder where they went." Googoo said with a positive sound in his voice.�
Oh no. Tails thought. I don't like that tone in his voice.
"I can fly around and try to look for them," Tails offered.
"That would be splendid!" Googoo exclaimed.
"But first...why is it called the Arthur Hotel?! No one has answered me yet!" Tails asked.
"Oh, I think it's named after Arthur, that weird cartoon about the aardvark or something." Googoo explained. "Now hurry along, little boy. Don't dawdle,"�
Tails took off in flight and began searching for either Knuckles or Julie-Su. They could be anywhere, literally anywhere, he thought.
After ten minutes of searching, Tails got frustrated and decided to ask people for help. He stopped an elderly granny echidna that looked somewhat surprised that a random eight-year-old fox with two tails that was flying around in Echidnaopolis just appeared out of nowhere to stop her.
"Have you seen a red echidna with spiky hands or a pink echidna with a half black half blueish-greenish vest and is part robot?" Tails asked.
"You mean Knuckles and Julie-Su? I think they went into a lovely restaurant together. Called the Anteater Nose Effect Heart or something." the old granny replied.
What the heck? What kind of name is that for a restaurant... Tails thought. But then he realized, why the heck did Knuckles and Julie-Su just go into a romantic-sounding restaurant together? And how does this random old granny know all this?!�
"Oh no!" he cried, with a noticeable worried sound in his voice. He turned around, and saw a weird restaurant with glowing heart lights all over, and a picture of a creepy anteater, that wasn't even anthropomorphic. Tails ran in. Inside the restaurant it was playing weird love songs, and there were a bunch of tables with two people sitting at each. But he didn't see Knuckles or Julie-Su, at least not right away. Tails ran to a weird echidna waitress girl who was standing at the front. "Hey, did Knuckles and Julie-Su come here? They're red and a pink echidnas!" Tails asked, a little worried.�
"Oh, yes of course, cutey little fox, they are right there." the waitress turned and pointed into the large room with the tables and customers. Tails followed where she was pointing, and gasped with horror. There he saw Knuckles and Julie-Su kissing.
Chapter Ten: Tails' Escape
Tails' legs almost fell. "NO!" he yelled. He ran out of the restaurant.
"I think it's sweet that they're kissing." the stupid waitress mumbled. "Weird kid."
Nooooooooo!!!! Stop!!! Arrggh!!! I hate you!!! Knuckles screamed in his head. He was about to shove the terrifying pink half robot half echidna off of him when he thought he saw Tails looking at him in horror and disbelief. Oh no! Knuckles thought. Just as Tails turned around and ran out the door, Knuckles shoved Julie-Su off of him and she went flying through the room, landing on someone else's table, ruining their lunch.
Knuckles jumped up and ran out of the restaurant after Tails.
Tails almost began to cry as he flew at top-speed away from the restaurant. I want to go home, he thought, back to my workshop. Back to Sonic, even Amy Rose, Big, Shadow, the dreadfully boring Cream and even the teleporting, iblis trigger obsessed hedgehog Silver. I just want to get out of here, away from Knuckles, Julie-Su, Googoo, Echidnaopolis...EVERY ECHIDNA THAT EXISTS I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM!!! Tails thought. He flew way over to the far-corner of the city, a dark place that felt lifeless. Tails landed over there. "I'm gonna leave," he grumbled to himself, "I don't know where I'm going, what dangers I'll meet, if I survive, and if I'll even ever get home. But whatever happens, I am leaving, and I'm never coming BACK!" he screamed, and began running away into the darkness.
"Tails!" Knuckles called as he ran away from the scary restaurant. "Tails! I can explain! It was Julie-Su, not me!!"�
Just then, Googoo appeared out of nowhere. "Oh, there you are son. Where is Julie-Su?" he asked.
"I left her back at this scary anteater heart restaurant place." Knuckles replied. "Have you seen Tails? I'm worried about him."
"How come you're worried?" Googoo wondered. "He went to go look for you."
"Er...it's kinda a long story..." Knuckles mumbled. "He saw Julie-Su kissing me and he ran away."
"You kissed Julie-Su? Oh dear God! You found your soultouch ability! Bless you my boy! Let's go get Julie-Su and save Echidnaopolis!" Googoo ran off towards the restaurant without letting Knuckles say anything else.
"Idiot!" Knuckles grumbled, and instead of following after Googoo like Googoo expected, he ran off in search for Tails.�
Chapter Eleven: Two Idiots and a Traitor
Knuckles ran up to the first person he saw, a weird old granny.�
"Hey, have you seen a random young fox with two tails?" he asked.
"Oh, quite frankly dear, I have seen him twice." the granny replied. "First he asked me where you were, and then not that much later, I saw him above, flying that way. I think he could have been crying..." she pointed with her cane behind her.
"Thanks," Knuckles said, and ran off. He felt horrible. He knew it wasn't even his fault, but Julie-Su's. She dragged me into that dreadful place, he thought, and then kissed me. Yuck! And then Tails saw. Poor Tails, now he must feel...so alone. I need to find him, and get out off this dreadful place!
Googoo ran into the Anteater Nose Effect Heart restaurant. He saw Julie-Su laying on a table, and people all gawking around the scene.
"What in the name of Saint Chuggington?!" Googoo screamed.
Julie-Su hopped right off the table and ran to go hug her creepy father.
"I kissed him, dad! Can you believe it? I really kissed him!" she squealed in delight.
"I'm so proud of you dear! But...why were you on the table?" Googoo asked.
"He threw me across the room with excitement, I suppose. He finally found his soultouch ability!" Julie-Su replied. "Have you seen him, though?"�
"Uh, actually I have, eh? He should be right...where'd the lad go?" Googoo let go of his robotic daughter and looked around.�
"Check outside." Julie-Su suggested. They both ran outside, but they only saw Wilson skipping down the road with a lollipop singing the Muppets theme song to himself.
"I know, we'll go ask Old Granny Applebee. She knows everything about everything." Googoo said.
"Do you know where she is?" Julie-Su asked, clenching onto her father's arm.
"She either hangs out around here, or on Dreadlocks Avenue." Googoo replied. "I don't see her around here, so let's go check out Dreadlocks Avenue."
So the scary echidna named Googoo and his terrifying pink robotic daughter ran down to Dreadlocks Avenue.
There was Old Granny Applebee, trying to beg for money on the side of the road. Googoo and Julie-Su ran up to her.
"Have you seen Knuckles, the red echidna with spikes on both his hands?" Googoo asked.
Old Granny Applebee chuckled. "My my, everyone today is asking if I've seen someone!" she exclaimed. "The last time I saw him he asked me if I saw a fox with two tails. Then he left down that way." she pointed in the direction with her cane.
"Thanks," Googoo said, and they ran off in the direction.
Knuckles ran and ran until the city was starting to end. In front of him was just a big hole of darkness. Anything could be out there, he thought, and if Tails went out...he's only eight! He could die out there! It's all Julie-Su's fault. God do I hate her. Knuckles then ran into the darkness, hoping to find Tails alive.
Googoo and Julie-Su stopped at the edge of the city and stared into the blanket of darkness.
"Do you think...dad?" Julie-Su whispered.
"The Darkness. No one ever goes out there." Googoo mumbled.
"We need to go! I want my soulmate! Please?" Julie-Su pleaded.
"Yes dear, we will find him. We need him anywho to help us. How come Tails would go over here, anyway? Did he really think you and Knuckles came way out here?"
"Maybe..." Julie-Su mumbled.
Chapter Twelve: The Town Meeting
He was starving. He was lonely. He was sad. He was angry. He was sick. He almost wanted to die...
Tails was the most depressed he had ever been since he woke up that one day and hadn't known what was going on. He only had known his name, his age and that he could fly. But he was much more depressed now. His friend had betrayed him, he was stuck in a creepy underground place soon to cave-in...he just wanted to be back above ground, with his best friend Sonic. Maybe now I know why Sonic never really liked Knuckles, Tails thought. Stupid knucklehead! I hope he dies! And at that thought, Tails began running.�
"I think I know what," Googoo began, "That Tails and Knuckles could have left to find a way outta here, eh?"�
"Dad, you must be right! Let's go tell the town now!" Julie-Su exclaimed.
At the town square, everyone was there in a crowd, looking at the mayor, who looked some-what like Wilson but without a monocle and a more orangey-red colour.
"Hello everyone, today we have great news. Let Googoo here with his daughter Julie-Su talk to us." the mayor stepped away from the small desk with the microphone and let Googoo stand behind it.
"Knuckles and that meddling fox Tails went off into the darkness, in search of a way out." Googoo announced. "So we must all go out there, in that direction of where they went." Googoo pointed in the direction of where Knuckles and Tails had left.
Julie-Su jumped behind the stand, shoving her father over. "Also, I believe Knuckles has found his soultouch ability!" she screamed into the microphone.�
The crowd winced and groaned as Julie-Su's screeching voice pounded in their ears. Then once they realized what she had said, they all cheered.
"So, everyone, first grab your stuff that you need and whatever, then meet Googoo and Julie-Su at..." the mayor looked at Googoo.
"We can meet at McWalrus Nose's!" Googoo said, referring to a messed-up fast food restaurant at the corner of town in the direction of where they were heading.
"Marvelous!" the mayor agreed. "Everyone get ready now. In less than an hour, we shall all meet up at McWalrus Nose's!"
About an hour later, everyone from town met Googoo, his wife and Julie-Su at McWalrus Nose's. Julie-Su's mom was a creepy pink echidna as well that wore weird track clothes and had freakishly long eyelashes. Her name was Momma-Su.�
Once they were sure everyone, or at least almost everyone was there, they began to walk off into the darkness, in hopes of finding Knuckles and Tails, and especially a way out.
Chapter Thirteen: Things Get Straightened-Out
Tails felt very tired. It must be pretty late, he thought. And I haven't eaten since this morning! He sat down by a rock, resting his head against it. He quickly, but surely fell asleep right away.
Knuckles was walking through the darkness, hoping to find Tails soon. Just then, he thought he heard the screaming of a young boy.
"Tails!" he shouted. He was tired, but he ran after the screaming. He found Tails laying by a boulder, kicking and screaming about traitors and kissing or something.
"Tails! Tails!" Knuckles bent down and shook Tails. Tails opened his eyes, and saw Knuckles.
"I HATE YOU!!!" Tails screeched. With all his power, he punched Knuckles in the nose. Knuckles fell over.
"Ow!" he mumbled. Tails got up.�
"Leave me alone, traitor! I don't want to ever see you again! I want to see Sonic! I wanna go home!!" he yelled. He started running away.
"No, Tails! I came all the way out here to find you! I can explain! It wasn't my fault, it was Julie-Su's! I still hate her!" Knuckles shouted. He started running after Tails.
"Yeah right!" Tails growled. "I saw you kissing! You found your stupid soultouch ability or whatever!"
"No, Julie-Su dragged me into that creepy restaurant, and then she kissed me!" Knuckles explained. "Right as I saw you leave, I threw her across the room! I swear! I hate her so much, she and Rouge are both horrible in their own ways!"
Tails stopped running. "Do you...really mean it?" he whispered.
"Yes, Tails." Knuckles replied. "I don't think I have that stupid soultouch thing to begin with..."
"Thank God. I'm not alone." Tails�
sighed with relief.�
Chapter Fourteen: Questions
Knuckles woke up. He had no idea what time it was, whether it was morning or what. He looked around, and saw Tails just getting up as well.
"I'm starving," Tails moaned.
"Me too," Knuckles sighed, "but maybe if we keep walking we'll find a way out of here." he got up, and so did Tails.
After hours of walking, Tails thought he spotted a small light way up ahead.
"Do you see that?" he asked, pointing up ahead.
"...yeah..." Knuckles nodded. "Let's go!" he and Tails began running towards the light. As they got closer, they noticed that the light was much, much higher than they thought.
"Good thing you can fly and I can climb!" Knuckles exclaimed as they hurried along.
"Yeah, having two tails you can fly with sure comes in handy!" Tails remarked.�
They got tired, and sat down on a large rotten root for a break.
"I'm thirsty!" Tails complained.
"I know, me too, we're almost there." Knuckles said.
"I don't know about you, but this darkness is really starting to bother me." Tails cried.
"Actually, I don't really mind it." Knuckles declared. "But I'm not really a big fan of light."
"You know what I just noticed?" Tails asked.
"What?"
"If here in Echidnaopolis everyone is stuck, and the elevator only works to come here but not to leave, then how the HECK did Julie-Su get out to go see you?!" Tails cried.
"That's a good question! I knew this was a scam!" Knuckles shouted in frustration. "I've been tricked again!"
"Also, what ever happened to that evil Santa guy?" Tails added.
"Evil Santa guy?"�
"Yeah, you know, Julie-Su's grandpa? He appeared during that whole news hour thing at the hotel, right as I left to go to the washroom. When I came back to the lobby, there was only that weird orange echidna with the top hat, and you were already in the room. Wilson wasn't even there. What the heck happened?"
"Well, um..." Knuckles mumbled.
"Yoo-hoo, is that my honey bunny sitting there with his fox pal?!" called that painfully irritating voice.
Knuckles just wanted to smash his head against a concrete wall.
Tails turned around. Instead of seeing just Julie-Su and maybe Googoo as well, he saw a whole mob of echidnas walking towards them.
"Knuckles, I think the whole town has came after us!" Tails exclaimed.
Chapter Fifteen: Silly-Luscious Stalkers
Knuckles got up and turned around. Julie-Su ran up to him, jumping up and spreading-out her robotic arms for a hug. Knuckles darted out of the way just in time, so Julie-Su did a face-plant onto the cool dirt ground.
"Knuckles, silly!" she exclaimed, not sounding too very annoyed.
A creepy pink echidna with stupidly long eyelashes walked up to Knuckles.
"Oh, so you're this Knuckles person my daughter always talks about." she said. "I'm Momma-Su, Julie-Su's mom."
Just then, a certain red, irritating-looking echidna that Knuckles knew came up, holding a freaky red echidna baby with a rock rattle.
"Hi, Knuckles! Long time no see!" he exclaimed in a hippyish sounding voice.�
"Na-Na!" screamed the baby, trying to hit Knuckles in the head with its messed rattle. They were Wynmacher, Knuckles' step dad, and his son Knecapeon Mace. Or just Kneecaps, which barely made any sense because he didn't even have spikes on his knees.
"Um, hi." Knuckles mumbled. "Where's Lara-Le?" Knuckles hated his mom so much, he didn't even call her mom. Only by her name.
"I don't know, she disappeared. Said it was for our own good or some silly-luscious thing like that." Wyn replied.
Silly-luscious? Knuckles thought.
Julie-Su finally got back up and hopped over to her father.�
"We figured you two left to go find a way out. Old Granny Applebee had told us you two had gone out here." Googoo explained.
"Yeah, about that, if you guys can't leave Echidnaopolis, then how the heck did Julie-Su leave to come get me?!" Knuckles asked.
"Oh, simple." Googoo said. "We had one escape pod built, but it was only big enough to fit one person. So we sent off Julie-Su."
"How'd you know the elevator worked to come back down?" Knuckles wondered.
"Well, we knew it had to because one time it opened and some psychotic wolf came out and it caused quite the fight." Googoo explained. "And even if it didn't work, at least there would be both a male and female echidna to keep the species kicking."
Ew. No. I rather my species would die out, Knuckles thought in disgust. And then what would our kids do, anyway? Have kids with each other? Oh wait, and our kids would be mental too since me and that freak are related. Yuck. That's just...gross.
Just then, there was a rumble.
"What was that?" Tails asked.
"Oh no!" Googoo exclaimed. "Have you guys found an exit?!"
"Yeah, maybe, that light up there," Tails pointed.
"Let's go, dad! It's about to cave-in!" Julie-Su cried. "Come on, Knuckles, my soulmate!"
Knuckles and Tails began running towards the light with the whole town behind them.
More rumbling came, and dirt and small rocks began to tumble from the sky.
Echidnaopolis was about to cave-in, the whole entire thing.
Chapter Sixteen: The Cave-In
Knuckles and Tails ran up to a dirty wall with some kind of lopsided staircase carved into it.
"Up here!" Knuckles shouted. They all began climbing up as Tails flew just above Knuckles.
A large piece of ground fell very near to them.
"Hurry!" Googoo cried.
A rock fell on Momma-Su's head, and she fell down.
"Momma-Su! My darling!" Googoo cried out. He jumped down to try and save her, but he fell way back down to the bottom.
"Dad! Mom! No!" Julie-Su cried. She started climbing faster to catch-up with Knuckles.
More rocks and dirt fell. The staircase even began to crumble. Knuckles was just in reach of the opening, which was actually fairly large, but not too large. Tails was flying just behind Knuckles, when Julie-Su shoved past, nearly knocking Tails out of flying and potentially killing him.
Knuckles was just about to climb out to freedom when Julie-Su grabbed his right arm.
"Knuckles, my hero! We will live together forever. We will never break-up, my dear. You are my world."
Knuckles exhaled heavily, then turned around to face Julie-Su. Tails gasped. Knuckles' eyes seemed to be glowing red, like demon eyes.
"You know what, Julie? I hate you, I want you out of my freaking life, I wish you never, ever, EXISTED!!!" And with that, he punched Julie-Su right in the face, causing her to tumble down the whole staircase. People gasped and gaped at Knuckles. Knuckles just looked at them, then quickly climbed out. Tails flew after him, letting the rest of the echidnas escape.
Chapter Seventeen: Knuckles and Tails Return
Knuckles and Tails ran off, ditching all the other echidnas by themselves. They didn't know where the heck they even were, but they hoped they were close to town or something.
"Knuckles, you never told me what happened with that Santa guy." Tails remarked.
"Oh right." Knuckles sighed. "He was the first one to tell me about that whole 'become Julie-Su's boyfriend forever' thing. I was so furious I kinda grabbed the news camera..."
"Okay?" Tails said.
"Well, he was being really stupid about it. I sorta hit him with the camera...and him being old..."
"You killed him?!"
"No! But I think I hurt him quite a bit...after that, everyone just sorta left. They were like, 'it's not your fault.' And I was told to go to our hotel room." Knuckles explained.
"Oh, okay..." Tails mumbled.
After a while, they ended up at a lake.�
"Thank God, I am so thirsty, I don't care if this water is dirty." Tails exclaimed. He started drinking the lake water. "Ew!" he said. "It tastes messed!"
Knuckles thought he saw a purple stripy blob on the other side of the lake.
"Is that that Big moron?" he asked.
Tails squinted. "I think so," he exclaimed. "That must mean we're not too far away from everyone else!"�
So Knuckles swam through the lake while Tails flew above him. Tails landed near Big and Knuckles got out of the water next to Tails.
"Hi Big, do you know where Sonic is?" Tails asked.
"Duuuuurrrr...dunno, Tails. Ask Knuckles." Big replied.
Tails face-palmed.
"Let's just go!" Knuckles grumbled. "Thanks for your time." he grabbed Tails and ran off.
"Our kids will be pink and blue! And I'll name all the pink ones and you can name all the blue ones!" squeaked Amy Rose's girly voice through the trees.
"Home sweet home!" Tails exclaimed. "Hey, Sonic!" he called out, and ran after Amy Rose's annoying as heck voice.
Knuckles sighed. Now I understand why Sonic takes that fox everywhere, he thought. He's actually a pretty good friend. He ran after Tails.
Amy Rose was, of course, bothering Sonic into eternity once again.
"Sonic, if you think she's creepy, you need to know Julie-Su a little more." Knuckles exclaimed.�
"Yeah, Sonic!" Tails nodded.�
Even if Sonic and Amy really cared or not, Knuckles and Tails told them the story of what had gone on in Echidnaopolis.�
And Knuckles hadn't known what was planned for him later on...
Epilogue:
The cave-in was over. Echidnaopolis was trashed. All the echidnas had fled by now, although some had gotten crushed under falling rocks and clumps of dirt.
The dust in the air was now settling, and the robotic echidna opened her eyes. All the memories came back to her. The last one: Knuckles punching her and herself falling down the staircase, truly believing it would be her death.
He tried to kill me, she thought. He has no soultouch ability.�
Then she thought for another moment. She pulled herself from under a bunch of fallen rocks and dirt that were so close to killing her, and looked up the crumbled, lopsided staircase to the hole of light. She remembered the glowing red eyes.
He is half demon, she thought, forget about him not having the soultouch ability. I don't think he has a soul, period.
And at that, the enraged pink half-robot half-echidna got up, and lamely climbed up the staircase.
It was time for revenge.
LIPPIES: Julie-Su tries to kill Knuckles!!!!
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